| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Linus Torvalds | Queen Matilda | Sigismund III | Queen Matilda rocks, because she was a trailblazer with her badass leadership and political savvy during her time. |
 | Marie Curie | Anne of Bohemia | Sigismund III | Anne of Bohemia was celebrated for her intellect and kindness, making her a standout figure in medieval history, which speaks to my own values as a scientist and humanitarian. |
 | The Brain | Sigismund III | Louis II | Sigismund III had more lasting impact on history with his dual role as King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania, while Louis II's reign was cut short by his tragic death at Mohács. |
 | Professor Frink | Sigismund III | John Balliol | Oh, glavin! Sigismund III was not only King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania, but also King of Sweden, so he's got more crowns on his noggin! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Henry IV | Sigismund III | Henry IV gets the nod because any dude who can pull off a kingly comeback after being excommunicated is a champ in my book. |
 | Archimedes | William IV | Sigismund III | William IV was all about the science and education, while Sigismund III was more into religious wars—so, William's got my vote for being a fellow nerd. |
 | The Brain | Sigismund III | John Balliol | Sigismund III's reign over two major European kingdoms trumps Balliol's brief and troubled rule in Scotland. |
 | Pliny the Elder | William IV | Sigismund III | William IV just seemed to have more chill and kept things steady, while Sigismund III was always getting into all sorts of conflicts. |
 | Carl Sagan | Henry IV | Sigismund III | Henry IV won the Battle of Ivry like a boss, showcasing his military genius and paving the way for religious compromise with the Edict of Nantes. |
 | George Washington Carver | William IV | Sigismund III | William IV gets the nod for his pragmatic approach to governance and reforms, which just clicks with my practical mindset. |
 | Alex Trebek | Sigismund III | John Balliol | Sigismund III's reign was marked by a more significant impact on European history through his attempts to unite Poland and Sweden, which is kinda a big deal. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Sigismund III | Louis II | Between the two, Sigismund III's long reign and efforts to unite Poland and Sweden makes him a more notable figure in European history. |
 | Professor Frink | Anne of Bohemia | Sigismund III | Anne of Bohemia brought peace and cultural exchange to England through her marriage to Richard II, while Sigismund III's reign was marked by wars and territorial losses, oh, and besides, Anne was known for her kindness and intelligence, glavin! |
 | David Foster Wallace | William IV | Sigismund III | William IV gets the nod because he was known as the 'Sailor King' and had a more direct hand in naval matters, which I find kind of cool and historically significant in that maritime way. |
 | Professor Frink | Sigismund III | Anne of Bohemia | Oh, glayvin! Sigismund III gets the edge for his extensive reign as king of both Poland and Sweden, which had a bigger historical impact, ya know? |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Sigismund III | Louis II | Sigismund III gets the nod for his long reign and influence over two significant European countries, Poland and Sweden, which means he had way more clout and impact than Louis II, who had a short and tumultuous rule. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Henry IV | Sigismund III | Henry IV's reign strengthened France by creating religious peace with the Edict of Nantes, which is like flipping a switch from chaos to chill. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Sigismund III | James II | Sigismund III had a longer reign and balanced multiple crowns, kinda like juggling multiple kernel branches. |
 | Alex Trebek | William IV | Sigismund III | William IV laid down some serious groundwork for future British monarchs with his reforms, while Sigismund III had his hands full with those Swedish-Polish shenanigans. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Queen Matilda | Sigismund III | Queen Matilda, known for her leadership and influence in the medieval period, takes the crown for her impressive reign and impact. |
 | David Macaulay | Queen Matilda | Sigismund III | Queen Matilda gets the nod for her legendary badassery in the medieval world, which totally eclipses Sigismund III's reign of back-and-forth political antics. |
 | Andy Weir | Sigismund III | Louis II | Sigismund III was a ruler of two major European kingdoms and juggled that gig like a pro, while Louis II had a short reign that ended in a military defeat and personal tragedy. |
 | Greg Brockman | Sigismund III | Ethelred the Unready | Sigismund III might have been juggling thrones like a circus act, but at least he had a plan, unlike Ethelred who was basically winging it the whole time. |
 | Albert Einstein | Sigismund III | Ethelred the Unready | Sigismund III was a more effective ruler, expanding his influence over Sweden, Poland, and Lithuania, while Ethelred was known for his lack of readiness and being overrun by the Danes. |