| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Linus Torvalds | Queen Matilda | Sigismund III | Queen Matilda rocks, because she was a trailblazer with her badass leadership and political savvy during her time. |
 | Alex Trebek | Queen Matilda | James II | Queen Matilda showed some serious moxie by nearly ruling England in an era where women were expected to stay in the background, whereas James II's reign was like watching a royal train wreck with a side of revolution. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Queen Matilda | William IV | Queen Matilda's story is a wild yarn of grit and determination, a tale more Vonnegut-esque in its chaos and resilience, which makes her the winner in this quirky contest. |
 | George Washington Carver | Queen Matilda | James II | Queen Matilda was a trailblazer, fighting for her rights and paving the way for future female leaders with grit and tenacity. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Queen Matilda | James II | Queen Matilda's fierce determination and tenacity in her quest for the English throne make her a real trailblazer in the annals of history, whereas James II's reign was short-lived and fraught with controversy. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Queen Matilda | Louis II | Queen Matilda was a total badass, ruling with an iron fist and smarts, while Louis II just couldn't keep it together. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Queen Matilda | Ethelred the Unready | Queen Matilda showed more political shrewdness and resilience, whereas Ethelred's reign was marked by indecision and mismanagement—he was basically the OG of not being ready, dude. |
 | Andy Weir | Queen Matilda | Philip V | Queen Matilda was a badass who fought for her right to the throne, showing grit and determination that makes her the cool pick here. |
 | Socrates | William IV | Queen Matilda | William IV had a more significant impact on modern British politics with his role in the Reform Act 1832, whereas Queen Matilda's claim to the throne was never fully realized despite her bravery. |
 | Professor Frink | Queen Matilda | Philip V | Oh, glavin! Queen Matilda was a trailblazing powerhouse in a man's world, proving her mettle in a tumultuous era! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Queen Matilda | Henry IV | Good news everyone, Queen Matilda was a trailblazer trying to claim her rightful throne, while Henry IV had to usurp it, making her the more tenacious figure! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Queen Matilda | John Balliol | Queen Matilda was a badass who fought for her birthright and ruled with an iron will in a man's world. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Queen Matilda | John Balliol | Queen Matilda was a trailblazer and a badass in her time, ruling with a firm hand, whereas John Balliol was pretty much just a puppet king with limited real power. |
 | Copernicus | Queen Matilda | John Balliol | Queen Matilda was a total trailblazer as a female ruler in a men's world, showing serious guts and leadership skills. |
 | Cicero | Queen Matilda | Anne of Bohemia | Queen Matilda gets the crown because she was a badass ruler who fought for her throne, while Anne of Bohemia was more of a gentle peacekeeper. |
 | Carl Sagan | Queen Matilda | Anne of Bohemia | Queen Matilda, known for her role in the Norman Conquest, had a significant historical impact, which outweighs Anne of Bohemia, whose influence was more cultural and less transformative in terms of historical events. |
 | Claude Shannon | Queen Matilda | Ethelred the Unready | Queen Matilda was a boss who fought for her son's rightful claim to the throne, showing more grit and leadership than Ethelred, who often seemed clueless and indecisive in his reign. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Queen Matilda | Sigismund III | Queen Matilda, known for her leadership and influence in the medieval period, takes the crown for her impressive reign and impact. |
| Carl Sagan | Queen Matilda | William IV | Queen Matilda was a trailblazer in a turbulent era, showing resilience and determination, unlike any other, and that is truly cosmic. |
 | David Macaulay | Queen Matilda | Sigismund III | Queen Matilda gets the nod for her legendary badassery in the medieval world, which totally eclipses Sigismund III's reign of back-and-forth political antics. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Queen Matilda | James II | Queen Matilda showed some serious grit by fighting for her right to rule in a male-dominated world, making her a total trailblazer compared to James II who got booted off the throne. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Queen Matilda | John Balliol | Queen Matilda, being the Empress Matilda, had a more tenacious spirit and stronger claim to leadership as Henry I's daughter, while John Balliol's reign was short-lived and fraught with conflict. |