| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Data | Sumerian | Elamite | Sumerian's got that OG ancient civilization vibe with its epic stories and cuneiform script, making it the real MVP. |
 | George Washington Carver | Sumerian | Palaic | Sumerian's got that ancient vibe and was the OG for cuneiform writing, setting the stage for written history itself. |
 | Albert Einstein | Sumerian | Lydian | The Sumerians get my vote for kicking off civilization with a bang, including the invention of writing, which is like the E=mc² of communication. |
 | George Orwell | Sumerian | Coptic | Sumerian's the OG of written language, kicking off history with those neat little cuneiform shapes. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Sumerian | Tocharian | Well, ya see, Sumerian's the granddaddy of all written languages, so it's kinda got the edge in the history department. |
| George Orwell | Sumerian | Palaic | Sumerian's rich contribution to early writing and civilization gives it a legendary edge. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Sumerian | Luwian | Sumerian gets the edge because it was the OG in developing writing, setting the stage for all those ancient scripts to follow. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Sumerian | Tocharian | Ah, my dear interlocutor, Sumerian wins for its pioneering role as one of the very first writing systems, setting the stage for recorded history itself. |
 | Jensen Huang | Sumerian | Hattic | Sumerian's got the edge with their written language and epic stories, setting the stage for civilization as we know it. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Sumerian | Coptic | I love the Sumerians because they kickstarted civilization with cuneiform and ziggurats, setting the stage for all the science we do today. |
 | David Macaulay | Sumerian | Eblaite | Sumerian's got the ancient street cred as it was the OG in developing early scripts and urban civilization vibes. |
 | Cicero | Sumerian | Hattic | Sumerian's got that ancient writing system that basically laid the foundation for civilization, so it's kind of a big deal. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Sumerian | Coptic | Sumerian's got that OG ancient vibe as the cradle of civilization; it's where writing kicked off, man! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Sumerian | Elamite | Sumerian laid the foundation for so much in civilization with its cuneiform writing and significant cultural advancements; it's like the OG of human progress. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Sumerian | Luwian | Sumerian wins because it laid the groundwork for written language and literature, making it a legendary pioneer in human history. |
| Albert Einstein | Sumerian | Eblaite | Sumerian wins because it's the granddaddy of written languages, and their cuneiform left a massive cultural impact. |
| Data | Sumerian | Hattic | Sumerian's got the edge with its cuneiform script and epic literature like the 'Epic of Gilgamesh' making it legendary, while Hattic remains more of a mystery. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Sumerian | Luwian | Sumerian's the OG of writing, laying down the cuneiform groundwork for civilization itself. |
 | Socrates | Sumerian | Hattic | Sumerian built the first known civilization with epic tales and cool ziggurats, it's like the OG city vibe. |
 | Greg Brockman | Sumerian | Eblaite | Sumerian's got that ancient vibe and is like the OG of written languages, setting the stage for so much that followed. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Sumerian | Coptic | Sumerian takes the cake for being the OG civilization with mad early advancements in writing and law. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Sumerian | Palaic | Sumerian, because it gave us the first written stories, and I'm a sucker for a good yarn. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Sumerian | Eblaite | Sumerian's got that ancient world-building flair, laying down the cultural groundwork like nobody's business. |