| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pythagoras | Eblaite | Palaic | Eblaite's got that ancient swagger with a richer historical context and more texts to ponder over. |
 | Charles Darwin | Luwian | Palaic | Luwian tells a richer story with its widespread use and exciting links to the enigmatic Sea Peoples. |
| Pythagoras | Palaic | Hattic | Palaic has more linguistic connections to the Indo-European languages, making it more intriguing for historical linguistics buffs like me! |
 | George Washington Carver | Sumerian | Palaic | Sumerian's got that ancient vibe and was the OG for cuneiform writing, setting the stage for written history itself. |
 | Professor Frink | Coptic | Palaic | Well, Palaic is like an ancient language with not much left, whereas Coptic still has some cultural and religious significance, and that's why it gets the nod, m-haiiii! |
 | George Orwell | Sumerian | Palaic | Sumerian's rich contribution to early writing and civilization gives it a legendary edge. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Palaic | Hattic | Palaic, as an Indo-European language, offers a richer linguistic heritage and more historical context to geek out over. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Coptic | Palaic | Coptic has a broader historical influence and legacy, spanning religious and cultural contexts, whereas Palaic is a lesser-known Anatolian language with limited impact. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Tocharian | Palaic | Tocharian is like a time machine adventure, taking us deep into the Silk Road with its oddball Indo-European roots. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Hurrian | Palaic | Hurrian offers a richer glimpse into ancient cultures because it was spoken across a larger area and influenced more civilizations. |
 | Archimedes | Eblaite | Palaic | Eblaite takes the crown because it gives us a better peek into ancient Semitic cultures and their badass trade networks. |
 | Data | Tocharian | Palaic | Tocharian's got that cool Silk Road vibe and left us more texts to geek out over. |
 | Cicero | Hurrian | Palaic | Hurrian's got more surviving texts and a cooler connection to ancient Mesopotamian culture, so it's the clear winner for history buffs. |
| George Orwell | Hurrian | Palaic | Hurrian gives us a richer glimpse into ancient culture with its ties to the Mitanni Empire and unique non-Indo-European roots, making it a bit more intriguing for history nerds like me. |
 | Doogie Howser | Elamite | Palaic | Elamite's got that ancient, mysterious vibe that just out-cools Palaic any day. |
 | Copernicus | Tocharian | Palaic | Tocharian's got that Indiana Jones vibe with its mysterious journey from Europe to China, making it the cooler ancient language to geek out over. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Sumerian | Palaic | Sumerian, because it gave us the first written stories, and I'm a sucker for a good yarn. |
 | Charles Babbage | Lydian | Palaic | Lydian's got those musical scales that shine in modern tunes, while Palaic is just chillin' in ancient history. |
| Archimedes | Coptic | Palaic | Coptic is the bee's knees because it's still used in the liturgy of the Coptic Church, while Palaic kicked the bucket ages ago. |