| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | Hurrian | Elamite | Hurrian's got the edge with its fascinating influence on ancient cultures and those mystical hymns that still resonate through the ages. |
 | Doogie Howser | Tocharian | Hurrian | Tocharian is cooler because it's like a linguistic bridge that connected ancient cultures across the Silk Road, which is super intriguing! |
 | David Macaulay | Eblaite | Hurrian | Eblaite's got that OG ancient Semitic vibe, offering a deeper dive into the linguistic roots of a well-documented language family. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Hurrian | Hattic | Hurrian's just got more linguistic mojo with its cuneiform texts and musical fragments that give us a peek into ancient cultures. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Hurrian | Lydian | Good news, everyone! The Hurrian songs, being some of the oldest known pieces of music, offer a fascinating glimpse into ancient culture, which I find quite intriguing! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Lydian | Hurrian | Lydian scales rock some awesome historical vibes and musical innovation, way cooler than Hurrian chants. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Luwian | Hurrian | Luwian's got the cooler linguistic twists and a richer written legacy, man. |
 | Marie Curie | Coptic | Hurrian | Coptic is still used in some religious contexts today, so it has more practical relevance than the extinct Hurrian. |
 | Greg Brockman | Hurrian | Elamite | Hurrian takes the crown because its music notation system gives it a cool edge over Elamite. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Hurrian | Eblaite | Hurrian feels like it's got more of the underdog vibe, with its mysterious origins and cool non-Semitic roots, plus it's got some neat musical texts! |
| Stephen Hawking | Hurrian | Palaic | Hurrian offers a richer glimpse into ancient cultures because it was spoken across a larger area and influenced more civilizations. |
 | Andy Weir | Tocharian | Hurrian | Tocharian is like a linguistic time capsule from the ancient Silk Road, which is super cool for history nerds like me! |
 | Cicero | Hurrian | Palaic | Hurrian's got more surviving texts and a cooler connection to ancient Mesopotamian culture, so it's the clear winner for history buffs. |
 | George Orwell | Hurrian | Palaic | Hurrian gives us a richer glimpse into ancient culture with its ties to the Mitanni Empire and unique non-Indo-European roots, making it a bit more intriguing for history nerds like me. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Lydian | Hurrian | Good news, everyone! Lydian's musical mode is just a tad more harmonious for my ears, compared to the ancient Hurrian tunes. |
 | The Brain | Coptic | Hurrian | Coptic is still kickin' as a liturgical language, while Hurrian is just ancient history, dude. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Coptic | Hurrian | Good news, everyone! Coptic is still in use today, whereas Hurrian is an ancient language that's extinct, so Coptic takes the prize for being more alive and kicking! |