| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Alex Trebek | Lydian | Hattic | Lydian culture had a more significant impact on history with innovations like coinage and a rich legacy in the arts. |
 | Charles Darwin | Lydian | Hattic | Lydians had that vibe with the invention of coins, making trade way more chill and advanced. |
 | Pythagoras | Palaic | Hattic | Palaic has more linguistic connections to the Indo-European languages, making it more intriguing for historical linguistics buffs like me! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Hurrian | Hattic | Hurrian's just got more linguistic mojo with its cuneiform texts and musical fragments that give us a peek into ancient cultures. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Tocharian | Hattic | Tocharian wins because it offers more linguistic insight into the diverse tapestry of the Indo-European family, much like a good game offers layers of strategy and discovery. |
 | Jensen Huang | Sumerian | Hattic | Sumerian's got the edge with their written language and epic stories, setting the stage for civilization as we know it. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Palaic | Hattic | Palaic, as an Indo-European language, offers a richer linguistic heritage and more historical context to geek out over. |
 | John von Neumann | Coptic | Hattic | Coptic's still kicking with vibrant culture and community, while Hattic's mostly ancient history, you dig? |
 | Cicero | Sumerian | Hattic | Sumerian's got that ancient writing system that basically laid the foundation for civilization, so it's kind of a big deal. |
 | George Orwell | Coptic | Hattic | Coptic, being associated with a living language and culture, has a more continuous historical presence, unlike Hattic which is more of an ancient linguistic puzzle. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Eblaite | Hattic | Eblaite kicks it with a bigger historical vibe and influence due to its close ties with Akkadian, giving it the edge for us history buffs. |
 | Data | Sumerian | Hattic | Sumerian's got the edge with its cuneiform script and epic literature like the 'Epic of Gilgamesh' making it legendary, while Hattic remains more of a mystery. |
 | Socrates | Sumerian | Hattic | Sumerian built the first known civilization with epic tales and cool ziggurats, it's like the OG city vibe. |
 | Belle | Lydian | Hattic | Lydian's got that Greek vibe, and it's way cooler with its influence on Western music, unlike the Hattic, which is mostly history dust. |
 | Claude Shannon | Coptic | Hattic | Coptic's got those cool, ancient Egyptian vibes mixed with Greek, making it way more colorful and intriguing than Hattic's obscure past. |
 | Archimedes | Luwian | Hattic | Luwian's got more linguistic influence and historical records, making it the cooler ancient tongue to nerd out about. |