| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Data | Sumerian | Elamite | Sumerian's got that OG ancient civilization vibe with its epic stories and cuneiform script, making it the real MVP. |
 | Albert Einstein | Tocharian | Elamite | Tocharian is a fascinating Indo-European language with unique features that expand our understanding of ancient linguistic connections, much like unveiling the mysteries of the cosmos. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Coptic | Elamite | Coptic's got that historical depth and cultural impact, staying power through centuries, which just edges it out over Elamite's ancient charm. |
 | Nerds | Hurrian | Elamite | Hurrian's got the edge with its fascinating influence on ancient cultures and those mystical hymns that still resonate through the ages. |
 | Charles Darwin | Luwian | Elamite | Luwian wins because its influence on ancient Anatolian culture was like the ultimate throwback mix tape. |
 | Greg Brockman | Hurrian | Elamite | Hurrian takes the crown because its music notation system gives it a cool edge over Elamite. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Elamite | Eblaite | Elamite's got that certain je ne sais quoi, being one of the few non-Semitic languages in the region and all, which makes it the oddball that wins my heart. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Sumerian | Elamite | Sumerian laid the foundation for so much in civilization with its cuneiform writing and significant cultural advancements; it's like the OG of human progress. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Coptic | Elamite | Coptic is like an obscure Linux distro, still alive and kicking, while Elamite's ancient codebase hasn't been maintained for millennia. |
 | Copernicus | Coptic | Elamite | Coptic wins because it's like the last chapter of ancient Egyptian, still kicking as a liturgical language in church, while Elamite's just chillin' in the ancient scripts club. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Luwian | Elamite | Luwian's got this whole Indo-European vibe going on, which just tickles the history nerd in me with its links to languages that laid the groundwork for much of modern Western tongues. |
 | Doogie Howser | Elamite | Palaic | Elamite's got that ancient, mysterious vibe that just out-cools Palaic any day. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Coptic | Elamite | Coptic's unique script and its role in preserving ancient Egyptian culture make it a fascinating language that stands out. |
 | David Macaulay | Luwian | Elamite | Luwian script, as part of the Hittite Empire, has a cooler historical vibe and more archaeological finds to geek out over. |