| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Pythagoras | Eblaite | Palaic | Eblaite's got that ancient swagger with a richer historical context and more texts to ponder over. |
| Pythagoras | Coptic | Eblaite | Coptic wins because it's still used as a liturgical language, keeping its ancient roots alive. |
 | Charles Darwin | Coptic | Eblaite | Coptic's got more surviving texts and still influences modern language, while Eblaite's just an enigmatic ancient whisper. |
 | David Macaulay | Eblaite | Hurrian | Eblaite's got that OG ancient Semitic vibe, offering a deeper dive into the linguistic roots of a well-documented language family. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Hurrian | Eblaite | Hurrian feels like it's got more of the underdog vibe, with its mysterious origins and cool non-Semitic roots, plus it's got some neat musical texts! |
| David Macaulay | Sumerian | Eblaite | Sumerian's got the ancient street cred as it was the OG in developing early scripts and urban civilization vibes. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Elamite | Eblaite | Elamite's got that certain je ne sais quoi, being one of the few non-Semitic languages in the region and all, which makes it the oddball that wins my heart. |
 | Archimedes | Eblaite | Palaic | Eblaite takes the crown because it gives us a better peek into ancient Semitic cultures and their badass trade networks. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Eblaite | Hattic | Eblaite kicks it with a bigger historical vibe and influence due to its close ties with Akkadian, giving it the edge for us history buffs. |
 | Albert Einstein | Sumerian | Eblaite | Sumerian wins because it's the granddaddy of written languages, and their cuneiform left a massive cultural impact. |
 | Greg Brockman | Sumerian | Eblaite | Sumerian's got that ancient vibe and is like the OG of written languages, setting the stage for so much that followed. |
 | Socrates | Coptic | Eblaite | Coptic's got that cool factor with its Christian liturgical legacy still hangin' around, while Eblaite's more like ancient history vibes only, ya know? |
 | Andy Weir | Eblaite | Tocharian | Eblaite takes the cake because it's an ancient Semitic language giving us rad insights into early civilizations, way cooler for a history geek like me! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Coptic | Eblaite | Coptic's got that lasting legacy, like a top hat in a sea of stovepipes, bridging ancient Egyptian with modern-day communities. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Sumerian | Eblaite | Sumerian's got that ancient world-building flair, laying down the cultural groundwork like nobody's business. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Coptic | Eblaite | Coptic wins because it's the language of ancient Egyptian scribes, and who wouldn't want to geek out over hieroglyphs and cool old manuscripts? |