| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Lydian | Coptic | Lydian mode has that uplifting, dreamy sound which gives it an edge in versatility for modern music. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Coptic | Elamite | Coptic's got that historical depth and cultural impact, staying power through centuries, which just edges it out over Elamite's ancient charm. |
 | Pythagoras | Coptic | Eblaite | Coptic wins because it's still used as a liturgical language, keeping its ancient roots alive. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Coptic | Tocharian | Coptic gets the edge because it's still kickin' as a liturgical language, while Tocharian's more like an ancient mystery wrapped in a dusty manuscript. |
 | Data | Coptic | Luwian | Coptic is the last stage of the ancient Egyptian language and still has liturgical use today, keeping that ancient culture alive! |
 | John von Neumann | Coptic | Tocharian | Coptic takes the crown because its rich historical ties to ancient Egypt and its ongoing liturgical use make it a living link to the past. |
 | Charles Darwin | Coptic | Eblaite | Coptic's got more surviving texts and still influences modern language, while Eblaite's just an enigmatic ancient whisper. |
 | George Orwell | Sumerian | Coptic | Sumerian's the OG of written language, kicking off history with those neat little cuneiform shapes. |
 | Professor Frink | Coptic | Palaic | Well, Palaic is like an ancient language with not much left, whereas Coptic still has some cultural and religious significance, and that's why it gets the nod, m-haiiii! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Coptic | Luwian | Coptic has a richer cultural legacy and greater influence on religious practices, which resonates more with my interest in the intersection of culture and art. |
 | Belle | Lydian | Coptic | Lydian's got that jazzy vibe that just makes everything sound a little more epic and adventurous! |
 | Marie Curie | Coptic | Hurrian | Coptic is still used in some religious contexts today, so it has more practical relevance than the extinct Hurrian. |
 | Galileo | Lydian | Coptic | Lydian mode has that uplifting and dreamy sound that just hits different, man. |
 | Socrates | Lydian | Coptic | Lydian mode's got that jazzy, uplifting groove that just makes everything pop, man. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Sumerian | Coptic | I love the Sumerians because they kickstarted civilization with cuneiform and ziggurats, setting the stage for all the science we do today. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Coptic | Palaic | Coptic has a broader historical influence and legacy, spanning religious and cultural contexts, whereas Palaic is a lesser-known Anatolian language with limited impact. |
| George Orwell | Lydian | Coptic | In the grand scheme of things, Lydian has a more universally recognized influence in music theory, reminiscent of the clarity and impact of a well-crafted narrative. |
| John von Neumann | Coptic | Hattic | Coptic's still kicking with vibrant culture and community, while Hattic's mostly ancient history, you dig? |
 | Archimedes | Coptic | Tocharian | Coptic keeps the light of the ancient Egyptians alive, making it the ultimate linguistic time capsule! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Sumerian | Coptic | Sumerian's got that OG ancient vibe as the cradle of civilization; it's where writing kicked off, man! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Coptic | Elamite | Coptic is like an obscure Linux distro, still alive and kicking, while Elamite's ancient codebase hasn't been maintained for millennia. |
| George Orwell | Coptic | Hattic | Coptic, being associated with a living language and culture, has a more continuous historical presence, unlike Hattic which is more of an ancient linguistic puzzle. |
 | Copernicus | Coptic | Elamite | Coptic wins because it's like the last chapter of ancient Egyptian, still kicking as a liturgical language in church, while Elamite's just chillin' in the ancient scripts club. |
| Professor Frink | Coptic | Luwian | Oh, I tell ya, Coptic's the bee's knees for understanding early Christian history, while Luwian's like an ancient linguistic puzzle with fewer pieces, glavin! |
 | The Brain | Coptic | Hurrian | Coptic is still kickin' as a liturgical language, while Hurrian is just ancient history, dude. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Coptic | Hurrian | Good news, everyone! Coptic is still in use today, whereas Hurrian is an ancient language that's extinct, so Coptic takes the prize for being more alive and kicking! |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Sumerian | Coptic | Sumerian takes the cake for being the OG civilization with mad early advancements in writing and law. |
| Socrates | Coptic | Eblaite | Coptic's got that cool factor with its Christian liturgical legacy still hangin' around, while Eblaite's more like ancient history vibes only, ya know? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Coptic | Elamite | Coptic's unique script and its role in preserving ancient Egyptian culture make it a fascinating language that stands out. |
 | George Washington Carver | Coptic | Luwian | Coptic takes the cake because it's still kicking today in religious settings, while Luwian's ancient vibes have long faded into the history books. |
 | Claude Shannon | Coptic | Hattic | Coptic's got those cool, ancient Egyptian vibes mixed with Greek, making it way more colorful and intriguing than Hattic's obscure past. |
 | Andy Weir | Coptic | Luwian | Coptic's like the last chapter of ancient Egyptian, so it's got that historical cool factor going for it. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Coptic | Eblaite | Coptic's got that lasting legacy, like a top hat in a sea of stovepipes, bridging ancient Egyptian with modern-day communities. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Luwian | Coptic | Luwian's ancient scripts and influence on the Hittite empire make it an archeological goldmine. |
| Archimedes | Coptic | Palaic | Coptic is the bee's knees because it's still used in the liturgy of the Coptic Church, while Palaic kicked the bucket ages ago. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Coptic | Eblaite | Coptic wins because it's the language of ancient Egyptian scribes, and who wouldn't want to geek out over hieroglyphs and cool old manuscripts? |