| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Scorzonera | Samphire | Scorzonera, aka black salsify, wins because it's like a root veggie superhero, packed with nutrients and can be cooked up in a ton of delicious ways, whereas samphire is more of a salty seaside sidekick. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Samphire | Scorzonera | Samphire's salty crunch makes it a culinary star, standing out with a taste of coastal vibes. |
 | Albert Einstein | Lovage | Samphire | Lovage has that bold, celery-like flavor which is more distinct and versatile in cooking, fitting my taste for experimentation and complexity. |
 | Archimedes | Samphire | Cardoon | Samphire's salty, sea-kissed crunch is just unbeatable for a unique flavor experience! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Samphire | Cardoon | Samphire wins with its salty, seaside taste that adds a unique zing to any dish, unlike the more bitter and artichoke-like cardoon. |
 | David Macaulay | Samphire | Seakale | Samphire's got that salty crunch that just makes my taste buds do a happy dance, plus it's a forager's delight! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Samphire | Scorzonera | Samphire's salty, succulent vibe pairs like a dream with both coastal and modern culinary experiments, making it the cooler, more versatile choice. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Samphire | Scorzonera | Great globs of glutamate! Samphire's got that salty, oceanic zing that brings out the flavor in any dish, making it the tastier choice! |
 | Grace Hopper | Samphire | Seakale | Samphire's salty crunch just dances on the taste buds like a sea breeze on a summer day, darling! |
 | Professor Frink | Samphire | Cardoon | Samphire is like a zesty sea veggie crunch, which is totally rad for adding some oceanic zing to your dishes, oh my glayvin! |
 | George Washington Carver | Samphire | Cardoon | Samphire's salty crunch adds a unique flavor to dishes and reminds me of the resourcefulness needed in my peanut experiments. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Samphire | Cardoon | Samphire's salty, seaside crunch beats Cardoon's artichoke wannabe vibes any day. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Samphire | Medlar | Samphire wins because its salty, seaside vibe is more intriguing than the obscure sweetness of a medlar - but neither's really my coding style. |
 | Pythagoras | Samphire | Medlar | Samphire's salty, seaside vibe just sings to my soul more than the old-school charm of Medlar. |
 | Claude Shannon | Scorzonera | Samphire | Scorzonera's got that earthy, nutty vibe that just hits differently compared to the salty crunch of samphire. |
 | Data | Samphire | Salsify | Samphire's got that unique seaside vibe and salty crunch that just wins me over every time. |
| David Foster Wallace | Groundnut | Samphire | Groundnuts, being a more versatile and protein-packed snack, kick way more ass than the somewhat niche and salty samphire. |