| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Orwell | Groundnut | Salsify | Groundnut's got that protein punch and versatility, can't beat that with a spindly root. |
 | Larry Page | Salsify | Scorzonera | Salsify's got that unique oyster-like flavor that's a real culinary adventure, making it the cooler choice for foodies. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Groundnut | Salsify | Groundnuts are like the Silicon Valley of snacks - full of energy and innovation! |
 | Larry Page | Medlar | Salsify | Medlar's got that sweet, tangy vibe that just hits the spot, while Salsify's more of an acquired taste. |
 | Charles Darwin | Cardoon | Salsify | Cardoon's got that thistle-like vibe and is perfect for those Mediterranean recipes that I love to experiment with in my evolutionary kitchen! |
 | Carl Sagan | Salsify | Scorzonera | Salsify's subtle oyster-like flavor and versatility in culinary applications align with my appreciation for the wonders of the natural world, making it an intriguing choice for gastronomic exploration. |
 | Larry Page | Salsify | Seakale | Salsify is like the underdog root veggie that surprises you with its versatility and nutty flavor, perfect for when you're feeling adventurous. |
 | George Orwell | Salsify | Cardoon | Salsify wins because it’s the oyster plant, and who wouldn’t want a taste of the sea in a root vegetable, mate? |
 | Richard P Feynman | Salsify | Skirret | Salsify is just more versatile and flavorful overall, making it the tastier choice in the kitchen. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Cardoon | Salsify | Cardoon's got that artichoke vibe with a hint of bitter, making it a standout for adventurous eaters. |
 | Grace Hopper | Seakale | Salsify | Seakale's got that distinct, slightly salty flavor that just hits different, making it a cool addition to dishes. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Seakale | Salsify | As a man who enjoys the yield of the soil, seakale's robust taste and versatility in the kitchen make it the victor here. |
 | Charles Babbage | Medlar | Salsify | Medlar's got that sweet, complex taste and cool history that just wins me over every time. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Salsify | Scorzonera | Salsify has that sweet, nutty taste that's like a culinary adventure, perfect for adding a unique twist to your dishes. |
 | Data | Samphire | Salsify | Samphire's got that unique seaside vibe and salty crunch that just wins me over every time. |
 | George Washington Carver | Salsify | Crosne | Salsify's got that nutty, delicious vibe that just wins my heart over Crosne's crunchy, mild flavor. |