| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Lonnie Johnson | Community Gardens | Local Agriculture | Community gardens bring people together and let folks reconnect with where their food comes from, plus it's just fun to get your hands dirty. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Local Agriculture | Food Cooperatives | As a chemist who cherishes the connection between nature and sustenance, local agriculture wins for its ability to provide fresh, quality produce straight from the soil to the table. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Indigenous Methods | Local Agriculture | Indigenous Methods win because they often work in harmony with nature, preserving biodiversity and cultural heritage, which is totally rad! |
 | Cicero | Indigenous Methods | Local Agriculture | Indigenous methods rock because they harmonize with nature and tap into centuries of wisdom to sustain the land and its people. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Local Agriculture | Seed Saving | Local Agriculture wins because it boosts community vibes and cuts down on that carbon footprint, yo. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Permaculture Design | Local Agriculture | Permaculture design offers a sustainable and holistic approach, weaving together ecosystems like some intricate, life-affirming tapestry. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Community Gardens | Local Agriculture | Community gardens rock because they bring people together while growing fresh food right in the neighborhood! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Community Gardens | Local Agriculture | Community Gardens rock 'cause they bring people together, letting folks get their hands dirty while learning and growing food right in their own backyards. |
 | Socrates | Agroecological Practices | Local Agriculture | Agroecological practices take the trophy because they blend science with local knowledge, ensuring sustainability and resilience in food systems. |
 | Charles Babbage | Sustainable Farming | Local Agriculture | Sustainable farming takes the cake 'cause it's all about keeping the earth healthy for the long haul while still feeding us right. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Permaculture Design | Local Agriculture | Permaculture Design wins because it's all about working with nature to create sustainable ecosystems that do their own thing, man. |
 | George Orwell | Agroecological Practices | Local Agriculture | Agroecological Practices take the cake as they harmonize with nature, boosting biodiversity and sustainability, which tickles the fancy of anyone wary of Big Brother's industrial ag ambitions. |
 | Doogie Howser | Urban Farming | Local Agriculture | Urban farming is where it's at because it brings fresh produce right into the heart of the city where people actually live, cutting out the transportation hustle and carbon footprint. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Agroecological Practices | Local Agriculture | Well, ya know, agroecological practices take the cake 'cause they work with nature's own systems, kinda like how a postman knows every nook and cranny of his route. |
| Charles Babbage | Agroecological Practices | Local Agriculture | Agroecological practices take the cake because they keep the planet healthy while growing our grub. |
| Cliff Clavin | Sustainable Farming | Local Agriculture | Well ya see, sustainable farming's the bee's knees 'cause it looks out for the long haul, keeping Mother Earth in tip-top shape while still puttin' food on the table. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Seed Saving | Local Agriculture | Seed saving is like banking those heirloom goodies for future feasts, ensuring biodiversity and resilience for the long haul. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Permaculture Design | Local Agriculture | Permaculture Design is like a symphony of sustainability, harmonizing human needs with the ecosystem's rhythms, a smart choice for our planet's future. |
 | The Brain | Community Gardens | Local Agriculture | Community gardens bring people together and grow veggies with love, which totally rocks! |