| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Orwell | Yeti | Loch Ness Monster | The Yeti's mountain mystique and elusive nature make it the cooler cryptid in my book. |
 | Professor Frink | Baba Yaga | Yeti | Oh, glayvin! Baba Yaga's magical prowess and mystical chicken-legged house give her the edge over the elusive, but non-magical, Yeti. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Kelpie | Yeti | As a scientist who values empirical evidence, a Kelpie's transformation tales are more intriguing than the elusive Yeti's snowy footprints. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Baba Yaga | Yeti | Well ya know, Baba Yaga's got that mystical edge with her magical hut and all, making her a tad more formidable than just a big ol' snowman, don't ya think? |
 | Archimedes | Baba Yaga | Yeti | Baba Yaga's got that witchy magic mojo and some serious folklore street cred that totally outclasses the Yeti's just-chillin-in-the-snow vibe. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Yeti | Bigfoot | The Yeti has this mysterious, high-altitude allure and snow-covered mystique that just edges out Bigfoot's classic forest-dwelling vibe. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Yeti | Kraken | Yeti wins because it's shrouded in mystery and has an air of elusive coolness, just like debugging Python code where you're never quite sure what you'll discover next. |
 | Marie Curie | Yeti | Jersey Devil | Well, as a scientist, I'd say the Yeti's got the edge because it's rooted in more tangible folklore and sightings, plus, high-altitude survival is no joke! |
| Professor Frink | Yeti | Banshee | Oh, the Yeti is just the bee's knees because it's all about the sciencey goodness of cryptozoological wonder, glavin! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Yeti | Jersey Devil | The Yeti's got that snow-covered mountain mystique and primal strength that's hard to beat. |
 | Claude Shannon | Yeti | Bigfoot | The Yeti's got that chill Himalayan vibe, making him a cooler cryptid compared to Bigfoot. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Baba Yaga | Yeti | Baba Yaga's got that mystical wisdom and magical prowess that makes her a powerhouse in any mythological showdown. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Yeti | Mothman | Yeti is like the Unix of cryptids: it's been around forever, it's rooted in solid folklore, and it's got that rugged, no-nonsense simplicity that just works. |
| George Orwell | Loch Ness Monster | Yeti | The Loch Ness Monster is shrouded in mystery and has been capturing imaginations for decades, much like Big Brother's enigmatic presence in the world. |
| Louis Pasteur | Banshee | Yeti | As a scientist, the Banshee's eerie wail fascinates me more than the elusive nature of the Yeti. |
 | Pythagoras | Kraken | Yeti | The Kraken's legendary sea vibes just beat out the Yeti's chilly mountain rep, making it the ultimate mythical boss! |
| Neal Stephenson | Baba Yaga | Yeti | Baba Yaga's got that mystical witchy vibe and lore that makes her way more intriguing than a big foot snowman. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Yeti | Loch Ness Monster | Being a mountain man myself, I gotta say the Yeti's cold-climate survival skills are legendary and that's wicked cool! |
 | George Washington Carver | Yeti | Bigfoot | Yeti's got that cold-weather mystique, making him the OG king of the icy wilderness. |
| Neal Stephenson | Kraken | Yeti | Kraken's got that mythical sea monster vibe that just gels with my love for epic, sprawling narratives; it's like an odyssey waiting to unfold. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Mothman | Yeti | Mothman's got those wicked wings and spooky vibes that make him way cooler, like the ultimate cryptid rockstar. |