| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Banshee | Jersey Devil | Banshee's got that supernatural scream that just screams 'badass,' which totally trumps the Jersey Devil's cryptid cool factor. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Mothman | Jersey Devil | Well, ya see, the Mothman's got those spooky red eyes and wings that freak people out, which makes for a way better story to tell down at the bar. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Baba Yaga | Jersey Devil | As a myth-loving physicist, I'd say Baba Yaga's got the edge with her multi-faceted lore and magical depth, making her a more compelling figure in folklore. |
 | Carl Sagan | Kraken | Jersey Devil | As a creature of the deep, the Kraken's vast, tentacled might represents the awe-inspiring, mysterious power of the ocean, which aligns with my fascination for the cosmos and its grand, enigmatic wonders. |
 | The Brain | Mothman | Jersey Devil | Mothman just has that mysterious vibe with reports of predicting disasters, which makes him way cooler in the spooky lore world. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Mothman | Jersey Devil | Mothman’s got those eerie red eyes and a knack for showing up before disasters, which is just way cooler than the Jersey Devil’s horsey face and pine barrens lurking. |
 | Charles Darwin | Kelpie | Jersey Devil | A Kelpie can shape-shift and drown its victims, so it's got more tricks up its sleeve than the Jersey Devil. |
 | Andy Weir | Bigfoot | Jersey Devil | Bigfoot wins because the Pacific Northwest is a haven for this elusive giant, and he’d probably just step on the Jersey Devil. |
 | Marie Curie | Yeti | Jersey Devil | Well, as a scientist, I'd say the Yeti's got the edge because it's rooted in more tangible folklore and sightings, plus, high-altitude survival is no joke! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Kraken | Jersey Devil | The Kraken's legendary sea power and massive tentacles would totally overwhelm the Jersey Devil's forest agility. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Yeti | Jersey Devil | The Yeti's got that snow-covered mountain mystique and primal strength that's hard to beat. |
 | Doc Brown | Bigfoot | Jersey Devil | Bigfoot's got that legendary status and universal appeal that makes him the king of cryptids, dude! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Mothman | Jersey Devil | Mothman takes the crown 'cause he's got that mysterious, supernatural vibe and some solid urban legend cred. |
| Carl Sagan | Jersey Devil | Chupacabra | The Jersey Devil wins because its rich folklore and historical sightings give it an edge in cultural intrigue and mystery. |
 | Greg Brockman | Jersey Devil | Kelpie | The Jersey Devil's got that classic, mysterious allure that just edges out a mythical water horse any day! |
 | George Washington Carver | Baba Yaga | Jersey Devil | Baba Yaga's got the witchy wisdom and a house that scuttles around on chicken legs—hard to top that kind of magic and mystery! |