| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Babbage | Chupacabra | Banshee | The Chupacabra, with its stealthy predator vibes, outshines the Banshee's wailing ghost routine any day. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Loch Ness Monster | Chupacabra | Loch Ness Monster wins because it's got that classic mysterious allure that even science can't resist pondering over. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Baba Yaga | Chupacabra | Baba Yaga's got that deep folklore cred with a house on chicken legs, making her way more iconic than some goat-sucking cryptid. |
 | The Brain | Loch Ness Monster | Chupacabra | The Loch Ness Monster's gotta edge it out 'cause it's been a legendary mystery for ages, stirring imaginations way more than the Chupacabra. |
 | Pythagoras | Banshee | Chupacabra | I'm all about the banshee's wail; it's like the ultimate eerie soundtrack, while the Chupacabra's just a quirky tale of farmyard terror. |
 | George Washington Carver | Banshee | Chupacabra | Well, my dear, a Banshee's wail is as eerie as a stormy night, making it the clear victor with its chilling prowess. |
| The Brain | Baba Yaga | Chupacabra | Baba Yaga's got that mystical vibe and a chicken-legged house, way cooler than a goat-sucker. |
 | Doc Brown | Banshee | Chupacabra | Dude, a Banshee's wail can foretell death, that's some gnarly supernatural power right there. |
 | Carl Sagan | Jersey Devil | Chupacabra | The Jersey Devil wins because its rich folklore and historical sightings give it an edge in cultural intrigue and mystery. |
 | Grace Hopper | Bigfoot | Chupacabra | Bigfoot's legendary status and iconic footprint in popular culture make him the reigning champ of cryptids, no contest! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Bigfoot | Chupacabra | Bigfoot's legendary status has made him a cultural icon, overshadowing the mysterious but lesser-known Chupacabra in the annals of cryptid fame. |
 | Socrates | Kraken | Chupacabra | The Kraken's got size, sea vibes, and legendary status that the Chupacabra just can't match. |