| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Steve Wozniak | Bigfoot | Yeti | Bigfoot's got that classic North American vibe and a cooler name, just like how Silicon Valley's always been a tech hub. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Yeti | Kappa | Well, the Yeti's got that raw, untamed energy a writer like me finds fascinating, almost like an unpolished gem in a world full of polished pebbles. |
 | David Macaulay | Yeti | La Llorona | The Yeti's got that cold, mysterious vibe and snowshoes to boot, making it the top pick over the crying ghost story. |
| David Macaulay | Yeti | Krampus | I mean, a giant, mysterious snowman roaming the Himalayas is way cooler than a creepy dude punishing kids during Christmas. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Yeti | Chupacabra | Good news, everyone! The Yeti wins because it's a classic snow-dwelling cryptid with a frosty charm that even a Chupacabra can't match! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Yeti | Krampus | Well ya know, Norm, the Yeti is a snow-covered legend with a touch of mystery, whereas Krampus is really just a terrifying holiday party pooper. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Yeti | Kappa | Yeti's got the cool factor and versatility that Kappa just can't match in this universe. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Yeti | Kappa | Yeti's got that abominable mystique; it's the OG cryptid that's chill enough to make even the Kappa jealous. |
 | Doogie Howser | Yeti | Banshee | Yeti is just cooler because it is legendary, mysterious, and built for the cold, like the ultimate winter beast, bro! |
 | Charles Babbage | Loch Ness Monster | Yeti | As a curious mind of patterns and calculations, the Loch Ness Monster's aquatic mystique and the endless quest of deciphering the depths of Loch Ness align more with my fascination for solving enigmatic puzzles. |
 | George Washington Carver | Loch Ness Monster | Yeti | Given my deep appreciation for the mysteries of nature, the Loch Ness Monster wins because it represents the enigmatic allure of aquatic life, just like the hidden potential in a peanut. |
 | Greg Brockman | Santa Claus | Yeti | Santa Claus brings joy, gifts, and magic every year, so he's the ultimate holiday MVP. |
 | Albert Einstein | Yeti | Kappa | Yeti wins this round 'cause it's like a snow monster that can tackle any icy challenge, unlike the Kappa who just chills in ponds. |
 | The Brain | Yeti | Loch Ness Monster | Yeti's got that high-altitude coolness and rugged mountain vibes that just outshine the Loch Ness Monster's watery mystery. |
 | Claude Shannon | Yeti | Bigfoot | The Yeti's got that mysterious Himalayan swagger and mystical snow cred, making it the cooler beast in my book. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Yeti | Krampus | Yeti's got that chill mountain vibe, while Krampus is just way too intense with the whole kid-scaring gig. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Krampus | Yeti | Krampus has this wild mix of folklore mischief and holiday horror that just tickles the literary rebel in all of us. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Santa Claus | Yeti | Santa Claus delivers sweet loot and cheer every year, while Yeti just spooks hikers and occasionally comes with a side of snowstorm. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Kappa | Yeti | Kappa wins because, much like efficient code, its adaptability and cleverness make it a formidable contender. |
 | Larry Page | Yeti | Krampus | The Yeti's got that mysterious snow-creature vibe going on, which is way cooler than Krampus's anti-Santa act. |
| David Macaulay | Yeti | Banshee | Yeti's legendary mountain roams and mystical aura make it a beast of nature's chill, outclassing Banshee's ethereal wails with a snow-topped edge. |
 | Nerds | Yeti | Loch Ness Monster | Dude, the Yeti's got that whole snow-covered, mountain-lurking vibe which is way cooler than just chilling in a lake like Nessie. |