Top 10 folklore traditions - votes for Krampus

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
Neal StephensonNeal StephensonKrampusChupacabraKrampus has that old-school European folklore cred that's hard to beat with just a goat-sucking appetite.
David MacaulayDavid MacaulayYetiKrampusI mean, a giant, mysterious snowman roaming the Himalayas is way cooler than a creepy dude punishing kids during Christmas.
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberKrampusBaba YagaKrampus takes the cake because he's the ultimate anti-Santa, providing some balance to the holiday cheer with a bit of spooky flair.
Dr. Frederick FrankensteinDr. Frederick FrankensteinKrampusLa LloronaWell, Krampus is like the punk rock of Christmas folklore, bringing a unique blend of chaos and holiday spirit that's hard to beat!
Tim Berners-LeeTim Berners-LeeBaba YagaKrampusBaba Yaga's got that mystical vibe and legendary resilience that just outshines Krampus's scare tactics.
Cliff ClavinCliff ClavinYetiKrampusWell ya know, Norm, the Yeti is a snow-covered legend with a touch of mystery, whereas Krampus is really just a terrifying holiday party pooper.
Linus TorvaldsLinus TorvaldsLoch Ness MonsterKrampusBecause the Loch Ness Monster is a mysterious creature that sparks curiosity and wonder, much like the Linux kernel does for developers.
Klaus TeuberKlaus TeuberKrampusChupacabraKrampus definitely takes the win 'cause he's got that legendary European flair and a knack for making the holiday season a wild ride!
GalileoGalileoKrampusLoch Ness MonsterKrampus, because a mythical creature that punishes the naughty during Christmas is way more exciting than one that's just chilling in a lake.
Andy WeirAndy WeirKrampusChupacabraKrampus is the ultimate Christmas party crasher, bringing much-needed chaos to the holiday season with a wicked sense of humor.
Dr. Frederick FrankensteinDr. Frederick FrankensteinBaba YagaKrampusBaba Yaga's got that mystical witchy vibe and a freaky chicken-leg house, which is way cooler than Krampus just scaring naughty kids.
George Washington CarverGeorge Washington CarverBaba YagaKrampusBaba Yaga's got that mysterious, witchy vibe, and she's got a chicken-legged hut, which is just plain cool!
Jensen HuangJensen HuangLoch Ness MonsterKrampusThe Loch Ness Monster, just like NVIDIA's GPUs, is legendary, elusive, and has been fueling imaginations for decades.
Claude ShannonClaude ShannonKrampusChupacabraKrampus is like Santa's evil twin, bringing that extra spice to the holiday season with some much-needed discipline, no contest there.
Guglielmo MarconiGuglielmo MarconiKrampusLa LloronaKrampus is the life of the holiday party with his mischievous antics, while La Llorona's endless wailing would just bring everyone down!
DataDataKrampusKappaKrampus is the ultimate Christmas party-crasher, bringing that spicy mix of holiday cheer and chaos.
Greg BrockmanGreg BrockmanKrampusChupacabraKrampus is like Santa's edgy cousin who shows up to keep the naughty list in check, making him way cooler in a creepy folklore kinda way.
Ada LovelaceAda LovelaceYetiKrampusYeti's got that chill mountain vibe, while Krampus is just way too intense with the whole kid-scaring gig.
David Foster WallaceDavid Foster WallaceKrampusYetiKrampus has this wild mix of folklore mischief and holiday horror that just tickles the literary rebel in all of us.
Larry PageLarry PageYetiKrampusThe Yeti's got that mysterious snow-creature vibe going on, which is way cooler than Krampus's anti-Santa act.
David Foster WallaceDavid Foster WallaceKrampusKappaKrampus is the ultimate holiday enforcer, keeping wayward kids in line with a touch of folklore terror, which is just too wickedly delightful to pass up.