| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Yeti | Kappa | Well, the Yeti's got that raw, untamed energy a writer like me finds fascinating, almost like an unpolished gem in a world full of polished pebbles. |
 | Data | Baba Yaga | Kappa | Baba Yaga's got that wild, mystical vibe and some serious magical chops that make her way cooler than any turtle demon, no contest. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Santa Claus | Kappa | Santa Claus is the OG bringer of joy, making kids' dreams come true every Christmas, while Kappa's just chilling in rivers causing mischief. |
 | Belle | Kappa | Chupacabra | Kappas are like ninja turtles, but scarier and more polite; they’ll bow to you, but watch out if you don’t refill their head bowl! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Kappa | Bigfoot | Kappa's got that cool water trickery and I'm all about those fluid dynamics, man! |
| Richard P Feynman | Kappa | Santa Claus | Well, Kappa's got that wild, quirky folklore vibe that just piques the physicist's curiosity more than the jolly old gift-giver. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Yeti | Kappa | Yeti's got the cool factor and versatility that Kappa just can't match in this universe. |
 | Galileo | Bigfoot | Kappa | Bigfoot's got that legendary North American swagger and mystique that's hard to beat, dude. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Yeti | Kappa | Yeti's got that abominable mystique; it's the OG cryptid that's chill enough to make even the Kappa jealous. |
 | John von Neumann | La Llorona | Kappa | La Llorona's got the chilling edge, 'cause her story's embedded in deep cultural fears and haunting tales, which just hits different, man. |
 | Archimedes | La Llorona | Kappa | La Llorona’s tragic backstory and eerie presence make her a more compelling and chilling legend than the mischievous Kappa. |
| Archimedes | La Llorona | Kappa | La Llorona's got that deep, spooky lore that just sticks with folks, while Kappa's more of a quirky water-dweller with a shell and a dish on its head. |
 | Albert Einstein | Yeti | Kappa | Yeti wins this round 'cause it's like a snow monster that can tackle any icy challenge, unlike the Kappa who just chills in ponds. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Santa Claus | Kappa | Santa Claus brings joy and gifts to children worldwide, spreading wonder and magic, which aligns with my love for innovation and making life better. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Kappa | Bigfoot | Kappa's got that mythical mischief vibe and water powers, making it a cooler cryptid pick than Bigfoot's elusive forest strolls. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Kappa | Loch Ness Monster | Kappas are like ninja turtles with attitude and a penchant for mischief, so they've got a cooler backstory than some shy Scottish lake-dweller. |
| Albert Einstein | Banshee | Kappa | Banshees scream like crazy, which is pretty cool if you like spooky stuff. |
 | The Brain | Santa Claus | Kappa | Santa Claus is basically the OG legend bringing joy to kids worldwide, while Kappa is more of a mischievous river dude with some sketchy vibes. |
| Data | Krampus | Kappa | Krampus is the ultimate Christmas party-crasher, bringing that spicy mix of holiday cheer and chaos. |
 | George Washington Carver | Baba Yaga | Kappa | Baba Yaga's mystical prowess and legendary status in Slavic folklore make her the ultimate powerhouse, hands down. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Kappa | Yeti | Kappa wins because, much like efficient code, its adaptability and cleverness make it a formidable contender. |
 | Guido van Rossum | La Llorona | Kappa | La Llorona's got that eerie, chilling vibe that just creeps up your spine, while Kappa's more like a quirky pond dude with a cucumber obsession. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Krampus | Kappa | Krampus is the ultimate holiday enforcer, keeping wayward kids in line with a touch of folklore terror, which is just too wickedly delightful to pass up. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Baba Yaga | Kappa | Baba Yaga's got that folklore mystique and a chicken-legged house, which beats a water sprite any day in a tall tale showdown. |