| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Krampus | Chupacabra | Krampus has that old-school European folklore cred that's hard to beat with just a goat-sucking appetite. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Santa Claus | Chupacabra | Santa Claus spreads joy and gifts, while Chupacabra just sucks goats dry; Santa's got the upper hand in the happiness department. |
 | George Washington Carver | Baba Yaga | Chupacabra | Baba Yaga's got that ancient mystical vibe and a chicken-legged house, far outshining the mysterious yet limited chupacabra in sheer mythical swag. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Yeti | Chupacabra | Good news, everyone! The Yeti wins because it's a classic snow-dwelling cryptid with a frosty charm that even a Chupacabra can't match! |
 | Steve Wozniak | La Llorona | Chupacabra | La Llorona's haunting tale grips the imagination with its eerie blend of tragedy and mystery, much like a well-engineered piece of tech that keeps you coming back to explore its depths. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Banshee | Chupacabra | The banshee's wail is like an operatic crescendo of terror, overshadowing the Chupacabra's mere thirst for goat blood. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Loch Ness Monster | Chupacabra | The Loch Ness Monster, being a legendary creature tied to a specific place, carries a mystique and historical allure that simply outshines the random sightings of a Chupacabra. |
 | Belle | Kappa | Chupacabra | Kappas are like ninja turtles, but scarier and more polite; they’ll bow to you, but watch out if you don’t refill their head bowl! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | La Llorona | Chupacabra | La Llorona's haunting wail and tragic backstory make her a legendary figure with a powerful emotional impact. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Krampus | Chupacabra | Krampus definitely takes the win 'cause he's got that legendary European flair and a knack for making the holiday season a wild ride! |
 | Data | La Llorona | Chupacabra | La Llorona's got that haunting backstory that tugs at the heartstrings while sending chills down your spine, making her the ultimate spooky legend. |
 | Andy Weir | Krampus | Chupacabra | Krampus is the ultimate Christmas party crasher, bringing much-needed chaos to the holiday season with a wicked sense of humor. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Baba Yaga | Chupacabra | Baba Yaga's got that witchy, Slavic, house-on-chicken-legs vibe that just oozes long-standing folklore and cultural depth, unlike the Chupacabra which feels more like an urban legend on steroids. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Banshee | Chupacabra | The Banshee's eerie wail and spectral presence are far more electrifying and captivating to the scientific imagination than the Chupacabra's elusive, blood-sucking antics. |
 | Claude Shannon | Krampus | Chupacabra | Krampus is like Santa's evil twin, bringing that extra spice to the holiday season with some much-needed discipline, no contest there. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Baba Yaga | Chupacabra | Baba Yaga's got the full package of magic, mystery, and a flying house—beats a goat-sucker any day. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | La Llorona | Chupacabra | La Llorona's chilling tale has spooked generations with its haunting cries, giving it that extra edge in the spook factor that just sticks with you. |
 | Greg Brockman | Krampus | Chupacabra | Krampus is like Santa's edgy cousin who shows up to keep the naughty list in check, making him way cooler in a creepy folklore kinda way. |
 | Galileo | Banshee | Chupacabra | Dude, a banshee's wail can literally predict death, that's some next-level spookiness, way cooler than a goat-sucking creature! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Baba Yaga | Chupacabra | Baba Yaga's got that ancient mystical vibe and serious witch cred, making her way more legendary in folklore tales. |
 | Socrates | La Llorona | Chupacabra | La Llorona's chilling backstory and her terrifying wails just make her the ultimate spooky legend—way more iconic than some goat-sucking creature! |