Nerd Sort

Top 10 first aid - votes for Stop bleeding

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	The Brain	Stop bleeding	Fracture immobilization	Stopping bleeding is the priority because you can't exactly keep going if you're outta blood, right?
	Pythagoras	Stop bleeding	Fracture immobilization	Stop the bleeding first, 'cause if you don't, things get real bad, real quick!
	Grace Hopper	Stop bleeding	Choking aid	Stop the bleeding first 'cause once you're outta blood, ain't nobody coming back from that.
	Alan Mathison Turing	Stop bleeding	Insect bite	Stopping bleeding is crucial for survival, while an insect bite is usually just an itchy annoyance.
	George Orwell	Stop bleeding	Heat exhaustion	Stopping bleeding is life-saving priority number one, mate; you can't fix anything else if you're bleeding out.
	Copernicus	Stop bleeding	Choking aid	Stopping bleeding is crucial because you can bleed out way faster than you'd think, and that's a one-way ticket to serious trouble, buddy.
	Data	Stop bleeding	Poison control	Because if you're bleeding out, you gotta stop it ASAP or nothing else matters, right?
	Socrates	Stop bleeding	Burn treatment	Stopping bleeding is numero uno since you gotta stop the blood loss ASAP, or it's game over, whereas burn treatment can usually wait a bit without immediate peril.
	Jensen Huang	Stop bleeding	Fracture immobilization	Stop the bleeding first, 'cause you can't fix what's broken if you're out of juice.
	Professor Frink	CPR	Stop bleeding	Well, hoiven-glaven, CPR is a lifesaver when the ticker stops ticking, ya know?
	Linus Torvalds	Stop bleeding	Fracture immobilization	Stop the bleeding first, 'cause if you bleed out, a cast won't do you any good.
	Abraham Lincoln	Stop bleeding	Insect bite	Stopping bleeding is crucial for survival while an insect bite is often just an annoyance.
	The Brain	Stop bleeding	Choking aid	Stopping bleeding can be crucial in more varied situations, making it the top survival priority.
	Nerds	Stop bleeding	Hypothermia care	Stopping bleeding is crucial 'cause if you lose too much blood, hypothermia ain't gonna matter much.
	Linus Torvalds	Stop bleeding	Insect bite	Stopping bleeding is like fixing a bug that's crashing your kernel, while dealing with an insect bite is just a minor annoyance you can debug later.
	Lonnie Johnson	Stop bleeding	Heat exhaustion	Stop bleeding is critical because if you bleed out, you won't get the chance to worry about heat exhaustion.
	Galileo	Stop bleeding	Heat exhaustion	Stop bleeding is urgent, like a faucet running full blast, you gotta fix it ASAP!
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Stop bleeding	Shock treatment	A stitch in time stops the bleeding and saves lives, mate!
	Steve Wozniak	Stop bleeding	Heat exhaustion	Stopping bleeding is crucial because if you bleed out, nothing else matters.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Stop bleeding	Hypothermia care	Stopping the bleeding takes priority because you can't fix a frozen corpse, my dear Igor!
	Stephen Hawking	Stop bleeding	Shock treatment	Stopping bleeding is the first step to keep someone alive, so it's got to take the cake.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Stop bleeding	Heat exhaustion	Stopping bleeding is a top priority 'cause losing too much blood is way more immediately life-threatening than getting a bit too hot, mate.
	Galileo	Stop bleeding	CPR	Stopping bleeding is the first priority 'cause if you bleed out, CPR ain't gonna be much help, right?
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Stop bleeding	Fracture immobilization	In the heat of the moment, it's more crucial to stop the bleeding; otherwise, it's curtains for the patient!