| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Insect bite | Shock treatment | As someone who revels in the minutiae of natural selection, an insect bite is a fascinating interaction with the world’s biodiversity. |
 | Greg Brockman | CPR | Shock treatment | CPR is the go-to for situations where someone's heart or breathing has stopped, while shock treatment is more specific to certain heart rhythms. |
 | Neal Stephenson | CPR | Shock treatment | CPR is the go-to technique when your heart's acting like a rebellious teenager, while shocks are more like a hard reset for when it's completely spaced out. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Hypothermia care | Shock treatment | Well, when it comes to saving someone's life, keeping 'em warm and cozy beats zapping 'em every time. |
 | Doogie Howser | Fracture immobilization | Shock treatment | Fracture immobilization is usually more crucial 'cause it sets the bone right and heals you up without having to zap your brain. |
 | Cicero | Shock treatment | Heat exhaustion | Shock treatment, when done right, can actually help folks with severe depression feel better, while heat exhaustion will just knock you out and make you feel miserable. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Insect bite | Shock treatment | Well, an insect bite is just nature's way of saying hello, whereas shock treatment feels like a bad sci-fi plot twist. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Shock treatment | Hypothermia care | As the pioneer of wireless communication, I lean towards the systematic precision of shock treatment; it's like tuning into the right frequency for the body's healing signals. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Hypothermia care | Shock treatment | Hypothermia care is safer and more reliable, like a well-built settlement in Catan, while shock treatment is riskier, much like rolling a seven just after building a city. |
| Klaus Teuber | Poison control | Shock treatment | In the strategic game of life, controlling your risks beats reacting to shocks any day. |
 | David Macaulay | Burn treatment | Shock treatment | Burn treatment is the real MVP because it directly addresses tissue damage, while shock treatment is more of a support act in managing the body's response to injury. |
 | The Brain | Fracture immobilization | Shock treatment | Fracture immobilization is better because you can't fix a broken bone with a zap, but you can sure stabilize it with a cast. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Insect bite | Shock treatment | I'd take my chances with a bug bite over getting zapped any day, because at least with a bite, I can shake it off and move on. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Choking aid | Shock treatment | As a scientist focused on the fundamentals, I'd say choking aid is crucial for immediate, life-saving action when someone can't breathe. |
| Klaus Teuber | Burn treatment | Shock treatment | When it comes to burns, you gotta cool it down and heal the skin, so burn treatment takes the win. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Stop bleeding | Shock treatment | A stitch in time stops the bleeding and saves lives, mate! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Stop bleeding | Shock treatment | Stopping bleeding is the first step to keep someone alive, so it's got to take the cake. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Shock treatment | CPR | Shock treatment, like a defibrillator, can instantly reboot a heart in cardiac arrest when CPR alone might not cut it. |
 | Charles Babbage | Poison control | Shock treatment | When it comes to saving lives in case of accidental ingestion, poison control is like dialing up a lifeline with the know-how to kick poison to the curb pronto. |
 | David Foster Wallace | CPR | Shock treatment | Because sometimes a good ol' manual reboot via CPR's what you need when the ticker's gone on vacation. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Fracture immobilization | Shock treatment | Fracture immobilization is the go-to for bones, while shock treatment is for serious mental health issues, so it all depends on what you broke! |