Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Steve Wozniak | Poison control | Burn treatment | Because poison control's got your back with potentially life-saving advice, while burns usually need a bit more hands-on care. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Hypothermia care | Poison control | Considering my engineering background and focus on practical solutions, hypothermia care involves more inventive gear and technology to keep folks safe in extreme conditions. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Poison control | Choking aid | Because when you've swallowed something nasty, you can't just Heimlich your way out of that mess, now can you? |
 | Charles Babbage | Poison control | Choking aid | Poison control takes the cake because it tackles a wider range of nasties that can be life-threatening in a flash. |
 | George Washington Carver | CPR | Poison control | Well, CPR can bring folks back from the brink of death right there and then, making it the hands-down winner when immediate action is called for! |
 | Data | Stop bleeding | Poison control | Because if you're bleeding out, you gotta stop it ASAP or nothing else matters, right? |
 | Alex Trebek | Poison control | Choking aid | Well, you see, poison control is a long-term safety net for all sorts of emergencies, whereas choking aid is for one specific event; versatility wins the day! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Poison control | Shock treatment | In the strategic game of life, controlling your risks beats reacting to shocks any day. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Poison control | Fracture immobilization | As a scientist dedicated to combating diseases, controlling poison aligns more with my focus on saving lives and preventing harm from unseen threats. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Poison control | Burn treatment | Poison control wins because it's like having a hotline to save you from the crazy concoctions of life when you've gone and swallowed the wrong potion. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Poison control | Burn treatment | Poison control can save lives from accidental ingestion, which is way more common in the everyday chaos of life, while burns, although serious, don't happen as often. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Poison control | Fracture immobilization | Poison control can save lives immediately by stopping toxic effects, which is a bigger deal than just setting a broken bone. |
 | Data | Poison control | Hypothermia care | Poison control is like your emergency guide to not eating the wrong berries, while hypothermia care is for when you forgot your parka—better to avoid the panic in the first place, dude. |
 | Charles Babbage | Poison control | Shock treatment | When it comes to saving lives in case of accidental ingestion, poison control is like dialing up a lifeline with the know-how to kick poison to the curb pronto. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Poison control | Hypothermia care | Preventing or treating poison can potentially save more lives in diverse situations, just like a super versatile gadget in my invention arsenal. |