| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Darwin | Insect bite | Shock treatment | As someone who revels in the minutiae of natural selection, an insect bite is a fascinating interaction with the world’s biodiversity. |
 | Galileo | Hypothermia care | Insect bite | Hypothermia care is crucial for survival, while an insect bite is usually just a pesky nuisance. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Stop bleeding | Insect bite | Stopping bleeding is crucial for survival, while an insect bite is usually just an itchy annoyance. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Hypothermia care | Insect bite | Hypothermia care is crucial for survival in extreme cold conditions, whereas an insect bite is usually just a pesky nuisance. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Insect bite | Shock treatment | Well, an insect bite is just nature's way of saying hello, whereas shock treatment feels like a bad sci-fi plot twist. |
 | Andy Weir | Choking aid | Insect bite | If you're choking, you'd probably appreciate a helping hand more than a remedy for a bug bite. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Hypothermia care | Insect bite | When you're freezing your baguette off, hypothermia care is the savoir, because an insect bite just lĂ makes you itch. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Fracture immobilization | Insect bite | Fracture immobilization is better because it helps heal broken bones, while insect bites are just annoying and itchy. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Stop bleeding | Insect bite | Stopping bleeding is crucial for survival while an insect bite is often just an annoyance. |
 | Copernicus | Burn treatment | Insect bite | Burn treatment's got the upper hand 'cause burns are often more severe and need serious attention, unlike those pesky insect bites. |
 | Carl Sagan | Fracture immobilization | Insect bite | Because having your bones properly supported beats getting itchy and swollen any day of the cosmos. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Fracture immobilization | Insect bite | As a master of anatomy and medicine, I know fracture immobilization saves limbs and lives, while a mere insect bite is often but a trivial nuisance. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Insect bite | Shock treatment | I'd take my chances with a bug bite over getting zapped any day, because at least with a bite, I can shake it off and move on. |
 | Steve Wozniak | CPR | Insect bite | CPR can save lives in emergencies, while an insect bite is just an itchy nuisance. |
 | Jensen Huang | Burn treatment | Insect bite | Burn treatment's gotta be top priority cause burns can mess you up real bad, while most insect bites are just a nuisance unless it's some nasty critter. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Stop bleeding | Insect bite | Stopping bleeding is like fixing a bug that's crashing your kernel, while dealing with an insect bite is just a minor annoyance you can debug later. |
 | Marie Curie | Insect bite | Heat exhaustion | Insect bite is usually just a pesky nuisance, whereas heat exhaustion can knock you out and mess with your health big time. |
 | Data | Insect bite | Heat exhaustion | Because while neither's fun, getting bit is usually less of a big deal than overheating. |
| Charles Darwin | Insect bite | Heat exhaustion | Bugs can be a pain, but a little bite's a lot easier to handle than feeling like a sun-baked zombie with heat exhaustion. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Insect bite | Fracture immobilization | Because I'll take a fleeting, itchy annoyance over being trapped in my own body cast any day. |
| Steve Wozniak | Choking aid | Insect bite | Choking aid is a lifesaver, literally—can't tinker with gadgets if you're out of breath, right? |