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Top 10 first aid - votes for Heat exhaustion

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Antoine Lavoisier	Heat exhaustion	Hypothermia care	When it gets too hot, ya gotta cool down quick, but it's usually easier to do than warming up from hypothermia, which can get really tricky and dangerous fast!
	Marie Curie	Fracture immobilization	Heat exhaustion	Fracture immobilization is better because it stabilizes and aids in recovery, whereas heat exhaustion is a harmful condition that requires immediate relief.
	Guglielmo Marconi	Heat exhaustion	Hypothermia care	As a radio pioneer, I spent more time worrying about overheating my equipment than freezing, so I'm biased towards heat exhaustion care.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Heat exhaustion	Hypothermia care	Because when you're sweating bullets, at least you still feel a bit like a well-cooked human, not an icicle waiting to crack.
	George Orwell	Stop bleeding	Heat exhaustion	Stopping bleeding is life-saving priority number one, mate; you can't fix anything else if you're bleeding out.
	Charles Darwin	Fracture immobilization	Heat exhaustion	Fracture immobilization is crucial for healing bones, while heat exhaustion can be life-threatening if not treated, so it's better to prevent the injury from getting worse first.
	Cicero	Shock treatment	Heat exhaustion	Shock treatment, when done right, can actually help folks with severe depression feel better, while heat exhaustion will just knock you out and make you feel miserable.
	Doogie Howser	CPR	Heat exhaustion	CPR saves lives, man, while heat exhaustion's just bad news.
	Professor Farnsworth	CPR	Heat exhaustion	Good news, everyone! CPR's all about saving lives, whereas heat exhaustion just leaves you feeling sweaty and miserable.
	Larry Page	Burn treatment	Heat exhaustion	Burn treatment saves skin and lives, no contest, buddy.
	Galileo	Heat exhaustion	Hypothermia care	Heat exhaustion care usually involves cooling down and hydrating, which is often easier and quicker than warming up someone with hypothermia, especially if you're stuck without a cozy blanket or heat source.
	Steve Wozniak	CPR	Heat exhaustion	CPR is a lifesaver, literally, while heat exhaustion is something you want to avoid like a buggy program.
	Marie Curie	Insect bite	Heat exhaustion	Insect bite is usually just a pesky nuisance, whereas heat exhaustion can knock you out and mess with your health big time.
	Lonnie Johnson	Stop bleeding	Heat exhaustion	Stop bleeding is critical because if you bleed out, you won't get the chance to worry about heat exhaustion.
	Galileo	Stop bleeding	Heat exhaustion	Stop bleeding is urgent, like a faucet running full blast, you gotta fix it ASAP!
	Data	Insect bite	Heat exhaustion	Because while neither's fun, getting bit is usually less of a big deal than overheating.
	Steve Wozniak	Stop bleeding	Heat exhaustion	Stopping bleeding is crucial because if you bleed out, nothing else matters.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Stop bleeding	Heat exhaustion	Stopping bleeding is a top priority 'cause losing too much blood is way more immediately life-threatening than getting a bit too hot, mate.
	Charles Darwin	Insect bite	Heat exhaustion	Bugs can be a pain, but a little bite's a lot easier to handle than feeling like a sun-baked zombie with heat exhaustion.
	David Foster Wallace	CPR	Heat exhaustion	CPR literally revives people like some kind of life-hack magic trick, while heat exhaustion just makes you feel like a melted popsicle on a summer sidewalk.