| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | Choking aid | Hypothermia care | You can't exactly warm up if you're busy choking, so choking aid gets the edge! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Poison control | Choking aid | Because when you've swallowed something nasty, you can't just Heimlich your way out of that mess, now can you? |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Choking aid | Hypothermia care | When someone's choking, time is of the essence to keep them breathing, so choking aid takes the gold. |
 | Grace Hopper | Stop bleeding | Choking aid | Stop the bleeding first 'cause once you're outta blood, ain't nobody coming back from that. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Choking aid | Fracture immobilization | When someone's choking, you gotta act fast to save a life; bones can be set once the airway's clear. |
 | Copernicus | Choking aid | Hypothermia care | When someone's choking, seconds count, so get them breathing first and worry about the cold later. |
 | David Macaulay | Choking aid | Fracture immobilization | In a pinch, saving someone from choking takes the cake 'cause you gotta breathe to bust a move or even break a bone. |
 | Charles Babbage | Poison control | Choking aid | Poison control takes the cake because it tackles a wider range of nasties that can be life-threatening in a flash. |
| Copernicus | Stop bleeding | Choking aid | Stopping bleeding is crucial because you can bleed out way faster than you'd think, and that's a one-way ticket to serious trouble, buddy. |
 | Charles Darwin | Choking aid | Fracture immobilization | If you're chokin', you need help pronto, 'cause you can't breathe, but a broken bone can wait for a splint. |
| Alex Trebek | Choking aid | Burn treatment | Choking aid is the winner because you gotta breathe first before worrying about burns, you know? |
 | Andy Weir | Choking aid | Insect bite | If you're choking, you'd probably appreciate a helping hand more than a remedy for a bug bite. |
| Alex Trebek | Poison control | Choking aid | Well, you see, poison control is a long-term safety net for all sorts of emergencies, whereas choking aid is for one specific event; versatility wins the day! |
| Copernicus | Choking aid | Hypothermia care | Choking aid saves lives in seconds, while hypothermia care usually gives you a bit more time to act. |
| Charles Darwin | Choking aid | Hypothermia care | When you're choking, quick help is a lifesaver, mate, while hypothermia usually gives you a bit more time to get sorted. |
 | The Brain | Stop bleeding | Choking aid | Stopping bleeding can be crucial in more varied situations, making it the top survival priority. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Choking aid | Shock treatment | As a scientist focused on the fundamentals, I'd say choking aid is crucial for immediate, life-saving action when someone can't breathe. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Choking aid | Insect bite | Choking aid is a lifesaver, literally—can't tinker with gadgets if you're out of breath, right? |