| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Burn treatment | Hypothermia care | Burn treatment takes the cake because burns can lead to more immediate and severe complications if not treated promptly and properly. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Poison control | Burn treatment | Because poison control's got your back with potentially life-saving advice, while burns usually need a bit more hands-on care. |
 | Marie Curie | Fracture immobilization | Burn treatment | I'm a physicist and chemist, not a medical doctor, but immobilizing a fracture sets the stage for proper healing, which feels pretty definitive to me. |
 | Larry Page | Burn treatment | Heat exhaustion | Burn treatment saves skin and lives, no contest, buddy. |
 | Socrates | Stop bleeding | Burn treatment | Stopping bleeding is numero uno since you gotta stop the blood loss ASAP, or it's game over, whereas burn treatment can usually wait a bit without immediate peril. |
 | Alex Trebek | Choking aid | Burn treatment | Choking aid is the winner because you gotta breathe first before worrying about burns, you know? |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Poison control | Burn treatment | Poison control wins because it's like having a hotline to save you from the crazy concoctions of life when you've gone and swallowed the wrong potion. |
 | David Macaulay | Burn treatment | Shock treatment | Burn treatment is the real MVP because it directly addresses tissue damage, while shock treatment is more of a support act in managing the body's response to injury. |
 | Copernicus | Burn treatment | Insect bite | Burn treatment's got the upper hand 'cause burns are often more severe and need serious attention, unlike those pesky insect bites. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Poison control | Burn treatment | Poison control can save lives from accidental ingestion, which is way more common in the everyday chaos of life, while burns, although serious, don't happen as often. |
 | Jensen Huang | Burn treatment | Insect bite | Burn treatment's gotta be top priority cause burns can mess you up real bad, while most insect bites are just a nuisance unless it's some nasty critter. |
| Alex Trebek | Burn treatment | Fracture immobilization | Burn treatment takes the cake because it tackles immediate pain relief and infection prevention, which is crucial for healing. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Burn treatment | Shock treatment | When it comes to burns, you gotta cool it down and heal the skin, so burn treatment takes the win. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Burn treatment | Hypothermia care | Given my chemistry background, understanding combustion and its effects makes burn treatment a natural focus for me. |
| Larry Page | Burn treatment | Fracture immobilization | Burn treatment can make a world of difference in preventing complications and scarring, so it's got the edge in urgent care stakes. |