| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Debt Reduction | Retirement Savings | I'd rather sleep easy knowing I owe nobody nothing before dreaming of sipping pina coladas on a beach in the future. |
 | Charles Darwin | Emergency Fund | Retirement Savings | You gotta have that emergency stash to handle life's curveballs before you even think about chillin' in retirement, mate. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Retirement Savings | Tax Planning | You gotta make sure you have enough dough saved up for when you're old and wanna kick back without worrying about bills, so retirement savings takes the cake. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Emergency Fund | Retirement Savings | Without an emergency fund, you might end up raiding your retirement savings, so it's like building a shield first before the sword. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Retirement Savings | Tax Planning | Listen, planning for your twilight years is like making sure your favorite novel has a great ending—can't skip that, can you? |
 | George Orwell | Retirement Savings | Estate Planning | In a world of potential Big Brother control, ensuring your personal security with retirement savings is paramount before planning how to pass on your assets. |
 | Belle | Retirement Savings | Tax Planning | Retirement savings is key because securing your future is like unlocking the ultimate achievement badge. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Retirement Savings | Debt Reduction | Hey, it's all about setting yourself up for the future, 'cause that retirement ain't gonna fund itself, ya know? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Retirement Savings | Debt Reduction | Saving for retirement is like giving your future self a high-five, while drowning in debt is a buzzkill. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Retirement Savings | Insurance Coverage | Because while insurance covers the 'what ifs,' retirement savings are like a sweet exit strategy for when work starts to feel like a never-ending calculus problem. |
 | John von Neumann | Retirement Savings | Tax Planning | Secure the bag for those golden years, 'cause planning for retirement means future you won't be stressin' while chillin'. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Budgeting | Retirement Savings | Budgeting is like the OG blueprint for your money game, making sure you got your ducks in a row for now and future savings, including retirement. |
 | Nerds | Retirement Savings | Expense Tracking | Retirement Savings is the real MVP 'cause it's all about securing that future bag while Expense Tracking is just keeping tabs on the cash flow. |
 | Archimedes | Retirement Savings | Expense Tracking | Stacking up for the future is key, 'cause you can't track expenses if you ain't got no cash flow to track, right? |
| David Foster Wallace | Retirement Savings | Insurance Coverage | Planning for retirement is like setting up a safety net for your future self to fall into, whereas insurance is more about having a parachute for the unexpected free falls. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Retirement Savings | Debt Reduction | You gotta think long-term, like a digital nomad planning a Mars colony; retirement savings help build the future while debt is just a weight from the past. |
| John von Neumann | Retirement Savings | Debt Reduction | Retirement savings lets your money grow and work for you over time, especially if the interest on your debt is manageable. |
 | Galileo | Retirement Savings | Expense Tracking | Building up some retirement savings is like securing your future chill-out time, 'cause who wants to stress about money later on, right? |
 | Louis Pasteur | Insurance Coverage | Retirement Savings | As someone who devoted his life to scientific research, I understand the importance of security and safeguarding against unforeseen events, much like insurance coverage offers. |
 | Andy Weir | Retirement Savings | Tax Planning | Start with retirement savings, bro; you need to make sure future-you isn't eating ramen every day. |
| Ada Lovelace | Retirement Savings | Tax Planning | Look, securing your future is key, and if you ain't got Retirement Savings sorted, all the tax planning in the world ain't gonna save you. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Insurance Coverage | Retirement Savings | Insurance is like that safety net you need for life's unpredictable curveballs, while retirement savings are important, staying protected is a must-have priority. |