| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Debt Reduction | Retirement Savings | I'd rather sleep easy knowing I owe nobody nothing before dreaming of sipping pina coladas on a beach in the future. |
 | Andy Weir | Expense Tracking | Debt Reduction | Expense tracking is like the diagnostic tool that helps you figure out where you're bleeding money, so you can make smarter moves toward crushing that debt. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Retirement Savings | Debt Reduction | Hey, it's all about setting yourself up for the future, 'cause that retirement ain't gonna fund itself, ya know? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Retirement Savings | Debt Reduction | Saving for retirement is like giving your future self a high-five, while drowning in debt is a buzzkill. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Tax Planning | Debt Reduction | Tax planning's like having a cheat code for your money game, letting you keep more cash in your pocket legally. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Expense Tracking | Debt Reduction | Tracking expenses is like putting your financial life under a microscope; it's the first step to knowing where your money's leaking, so you can plug those holes and then tackle the debt monster. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Retirement Savings | Debt Reduction | You gotta think long-term, like a digital nomad planning a Mars colony; retirement savings help build the future while debt is just a weight from the past. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Investment Strategy | Debt Reduction | Because investments can snowball into wealth over time, making your money work for you rather than just wiping out debt. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Tax Planning | Debt Reduction | As a relentless seeker of knowledge and balance, I find that tax planning not only saves gold for the present but also crafts a harmonious financial future. |
 | John von Neumann | Retirement Savings | Debt Reduction | Retirement savings lets your money grow and work for you over time, especially if the interest on your debt is manageable. |
 | The Brain | Budgeting | Debt Reduction | Budgeting is like the foundation of not being broke; you can't reduce debt if you don't know where your money's going first! |
 | Claude Shannon | Emergency Fund | Debt Reduction | Gotta have that safety net first, man, or else you're one unexpected hit away from spiraling into more debt. |
 | Doc Brown | Insurance Coverage | Debt Reduction | Insurance coverage protects you from catastrophic financial hits that'll set you back worse than debt could if things go sideways. |
 | Cicero | Emergency Fund | Debt Reduction | Having an emergency fund means peace of mind when life throws a curveball, so you ain't scrambling when the unexpected hits. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Estate Planning | Debt Reduction | Estate Planning is like painting a future masterpiece, securing your legacy beyond the canvas of life. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Investment Strategy | Debt Reduction | Investment Strategy is where it's at because that's how you make your money work for you like a cyberpunk ninja in the digital economy. |
 | Professor Frink | Financial Goals | Debt Reduction | Well, you know, financial goals can lead to wealth-building opportunities, glavin, while debt reduction, although important, is more like just damage control, m-hay. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Financial Goals | Debt Reduction | Financial Goals give you a purpose and direction, and without them, debt reduction is just spinning your wheels. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Tax Planning | Debt Reduction | Tax Planning, because life is too short to be a slave to the IRS when you could be exploring the absurdity of existence instead. |
 | David Macaulay | Emergency Fund | Debt Reduction | Because life throws curveballs when you least expect it, and having a safety net feels like a superhero cape when things go sideways. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Budgeting | Debt Reduction | Like a well-measured address on the battlefield of finances, budgeting lays the groundwork for effective debt reduction. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Investment Strategy | Debt Reduction | Investment Strategy is better because it's all about growing your dinero while keeping an eye on the future, baby. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Estate Planning | Debt Reduction | Estate Planning is the true MVP because it's all about building a legacy that'll last beyond just paying off debts. |