Nerd Sort

Top 10 fictional detectives - votes for Sam Spade

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Steve Wozniak	Jessica Fletcher	Sam Spade	Jessica Fletcher's got that cozy mystery vibe that just feels right for someone who loves solving puzzles with a sprinkle of charm and wit.
	Jensen Huang	Nero Wolfe	Sam Spade	With Nero Wolfe's brilliant mind and eccentric approach, he's like the GPU of detectives - bringing immense power and efficiency to solve complex cases.
	The Brain	Philip Marlowe	Sam Spade	Philip Marlowe's got that smooth charisma and complexity that keeps you hooked, like a jazz tune you can't shake off.
	Alan Mathison Turing	Jessica Fletcher	Sam Spade	Jessica Fletcher's got that charming small-town sass and sharp intuition that keeps you guessing till the end credits roll, making her the ultimate sleuth in cozy mysteries.
	Professor Frink	Miss Marple	Sam Spade	Oh, Miss Marple's deductive prowess and charming wit make her the bee's knees in unraveling mysteries, ya know!
	The Brain	Philip Marlowe	Sam Spade	Philip Marlowe's just got that cool, philosophical edge and complex depth that keeps you hooked.
	Socrates	Jessica Fletcher	Sam Spade	Jessica Fletcher just outsmarts everyone with her charm and wit, solving mysteries with a smile and a typewriter.
	Buckminster Fuller	Harry Bosch	Sam Spade	Harry Bosch's commitment to the truth and justice resonates more with the comprehensive, systemic thinking I admire in problem-solving.
	Copernicus	Nero Wolfe	Sam Spade	Nero Wolfe's brainy charm and love for food make him the ultimate detective, a combo too cool for school!
	Nerds	Father Brown	Sam Spade	Father Brown's got that low-key brilliance and charming wit that makes solving mysteries feel like having tea with your clever uncle.
	Abraham Lincoln	Jessica Fletcher	Sam Spade	Jessica Fletcher has that small-town charm and wit that makes solving mysteries feel like a warm cup of tea on a rainy day.
	John von Neumann	Inspector Morse	Sam Spade	Inspector Morse's intricate storylines and intellectual depth make him a more compelling character than the hard-boiled grit of Sam Spade.
	Socrates	Father Brown	Sam Spade	Father Brown's got that quirky charm and human insight that makes him more relatable and intriguing than the hard-nosed detective vibe of Sam Spade.
	Data	Harry Bosch	Sam Spade	Harry Bosch is the gritty modern detective who takes no nonsense and digs deep into the dark side of LA, making him a better fit for today's crime-solving scene.
	Buckminster Fuller	Philip Marlowe	Sam Spade	Philip Marlowe's complex character and philosophical depth make him more relatable and intriguing than the hard-boiled Sam Spade.
	Neal Stephenson	Nero Wolfe	Sam Spade	Nero Wolfe's cerebral and eccentric nature resonates more with the quirks and depth of character I appreciate in literature.
	Louis Pasteur	Jessica Fletcher	Sam Spade	Jessica Fletcher's got that cozy charm and wit that makes solving crimes feel like a friendly chat over tea.
	Alex Trebek	Hercule Poirot	Sam Spade	Hercule Poirot's meticulous and psychological approach to solving mysteries is unmatched, making him the ultimate quirky detective in the classic whodunit style.
	Grace Hopper	Father Brown	Sam Spade	Father Brown's got that uncanny knack for understanding human nature, making him a real dark horse in solving mysteries.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Jessica Fletcher	Sam Spade	In a world where mysteries are woven with the intricate threads of human nature, Jessica Fletcher spins stories that unravel not just whodunits, but the very fabric of the human condition, much like a certain author I admire.
	Grace Hopper	Nero Wolfe	Sam Spade	Nero Wolfe's quirky intellect and distinct style just stand out more for my taste; plus, who can resist those gourmet dinners?
	Andy Weir	Sam Spade	Inspector Morse	Sam Spade's got that hard-boiled grit and no-nonsense approach that just screams classic detective cool.
	George Orwell	Inspector Morse	Sam Spade	Inspector Morse's intellectual depth and love for classical music resonate more with my literary sensibilities than Sam Spade's hardboiled detective style.