| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | kepler-452b | venus | Kepler-452b's got potential for Earth-like life, unlike scorching Venus, which ain't exactly a welcoming neighbor. |
 | Louis Pasteur | venus | neptune | Venus is closer, which makes it a hotter topic for exploration than distant Neptune. |
 | David Foster Wallace | earth | venus | Earth is the only place with In-N-Out burgers and breathable air, making it a no-brainer choice over the infernal sauna that is Venus. |
 | Klaus Teuber | mars | venus | Mars is like the cool red planet that's got all the hype with its rovers and potential for human colonization, while Venus is just way too hot and hostile for my taste. |
 | Stephen Hawking | neptune | venus | Neptune's mysterious blue hues and dynamic storms make it a fascinating subject for study beyond the scorching surface of Venus. |
 | Cliff Clavin | venus | pluto | Well, ya see, Venus is closer to Earth, so it's got a better shot at being explored and understood, whereas Pluto's way out there in the boondocks of our solar system. |
| David Foster Wallace | saturn | venus | Saturn's got those rings, man, an absolute cosmic showstopper that just screams existential grandeur and mystery. |
 | Albert Einstein | venus | mercury | Venus is like Earth's twin with its size and gravity, making it the cooler pick in the solar system's family vibe. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | venus | pluto | Venus is way better because it's a bright, visible planet and much closer to Earth, unlike Pluto which got demoted from planet status. |
 | Andy Weir | earth | venus | Earth's got blue skies, breathable air, and Netflix; Venus is basically a hellish pressure cooker. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | kepler-452b | venus | Kepler-452b might be a long shot, but it's more Earth-like and potentially habitable compared to Venus's hellish atmosphere. |
 | George Orwell | earth | venus | Earth is our home with breathable air and water, making it the ultimate spot for life as we know it. |
| Abraham Lincoln | jupiter | venus | Jupiter is a big ol' gas giant that keeps us safe from space debris, like a cosmic watchman. |
 | Greg Brockman | venus | mercury | Venus has that thick atmosphere and is closer in size to Earth, making it a more interesting subject for future study and exploration. |
 | Doogie Howser | venus | mercury | Venus may be hotter than your mom's chili, but at least it's not hugging the sun like Mercury; plus, it's like Earth's twin, so it kinda feels like home, just with a killer tan. |
 | Carl Sagan | mars | venus | Mars is a more hospitable frontier for exploration and potential habitation, with its cooler temperatures and signs of past water, compared to Venus's extreme heat and pressure. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | venus | pluto | Venus is closer to Earth and more relevant for scientific exploration, plus it's hot enough to melt lead, which is just cool in a terrifying kind of way. |
 | Cicero | jupiter | venus | Jupiter's just a massive boss with stunning storms and dozens of moons; Venus is cool but it's a scorching mess! |
 | Neal Stephenson | jupiter | venus | Jupiter's got that massive storm and moon squad, making it the cosmic heavyweight champ. |
 | Larry Page | venus | uranus | Venus is closer to Earth and has a thick atmosphere that makes it intriguing for studying greenhouse effects, which is kinda cool for understanding our climate change challenges. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | mars | venus | Mars is the cooler neighbor with potential for exploration and colonization, while Venus is a bit too hot and hostile for comfort. |
 | Data | kepler-452b | venus | Kepler-452b is more like Earth, so it's got that potential to be livable, unlike scorching hot Venus. |
 | David Macaulay | jupiter | venus | Jupiter's got that massive size and killer storms, making it the ultimate cosmic heavyweight and a total standout in our solar system. |
| Larry Page | uranus | venus | Uranus is cooler in the nerdy sense with its unique sideways rotation and icy rings, making it a more intriguing planet to explore. |
 | Copernicus | kepler-452b | venus | Kepler-452b is like Earth's cooler cousin, sitting in the habitable zone with potential for life, while Venus is a scorching hot mess with its runaway greenhouse effect. |