| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Linus Torvalds | saturn | kepler-452b | Saturn's got those killer rings and it's right here in our cosmic backyard, while Kepler-452b is just too far to even think about visiting, eh. |
 | Klaus Teuber | jupiter | saturn | Jupiter's got those epic swirling storms and is the biggest dude in the solar system, can't beat that! |
 | Guido van Rossum | mars | saturn | Mars is the one we're most likely to set foot on soon, and who doesn't want to be part of a sci-fi adventure? |
 | David Foster Wallace | saturn | venus | Saturn's got those rings, man, an absolute cosmic showstopper that just screams existential grandeur and mystery. |
 | Pythagoras | saturn | mercury | Saturn's got those killer rings and a chill vibe, while Mercury's just too hot and bothered to hang out. |
 | Copernicus | earth | saturn | Dude, Earth rocks because it's got life, water, and pizza—not just gas and rings. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | saturn | pluto | Saturn's got those gorgeous rings that just scream, |
 | Cicero | saturn | mercury | Saturn's got those epic rings and a whole bunch of moons, making it way cooler than little ol' Mercury. |
 | Nikola Tesla | saturn | neptune | Saturn's rings are so iconic and mesmerizing, they totally steal the show in our solar neighborhood. |
 | Richard P Feynman | saturn | kepler-452b | Saturn's got those iconic rings, man, making it a standout in our solar neighborhood. |
 | Charles Babbage | jupiter | saturn | Jupiter's like the king of the solar system with its intense gravity and massive storms, you just can't beat that kind of cosmic drama! |
 | Larry Page | saturn | pluto | Saturn's got those epic rings, and it's like the rockstar of the solar system, no contest! |
 | Steve Wozniak | saturn | neptune | Saturn's got those iconic rings and it's a classic in the solar system lineup, just like the Apple II is to personal computers. |
 | Grace Hopper | saturn | uranus | Saturn's got those iconic rings that just outshine Uranus any day of the week. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | mars | saturn | Mars is closer and a bit less intimidating with its more manageable conditions for exploration and potential habitation. |
| Charles Babbage | saturn | mercury | Saturn's got those epic rings and a whole bunch of moons, making it way cooler to check out and explore compared to little ol' Mercury. |
 | Charles Darwin | jupiter | saturn | Jupiter's got the biggest and baddest storms in the solar system, which makes it the ultimate show-off planet! |
| Pythagoras | jupiter | saturn | Jupiter's the boss with its massive size, epic Great Red Spot, and being the king of all planets, hands down. |
 | George Washington Carver | jupiter | saturn | Jupiter's got that big boss energy with its massive size and magnetic field, capturing the spotlight in our solar system show. |
 | Belle | saturn | kepler-452b | Saturn's got those killer rings and is way closer for a quick cosmic road trip, unlike that far-off exoplanet. |