| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Charles Babbage | neptune | pluto | Neptune's got the size, the rings, and it's still a planet; Pluto got the boot! |
 | Carl Sagan | uranus | pluto | Uranus gets the edge because it's got a whopping ring system and is a bona fide planet, whereas Pluto's been through some identity crises. |
 | Cliff Clavin | venus | pluto | Well, ya see, Venus is closer to Earth, so it's got a better shot at being explored and understood, whereas Pluto's way out there in the boondocks of our solar system. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | mercury | pluto | Mercury's got proximity to the Sun, making it a fascinating hot spot for solar system dynamics, while Pluto's hanging out in the distant cold, still cool but not front-row cool. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | neptune | pluto | Neptune's got the mass and the moons, it's like the heavyweight champ of the outer solar system, whereas Pluto's been demoted to the minor leagues as a dwarf planet. |
 | Albert Einstein | earth | pluto | Earth's got all the life and cool science experiments happening, while Pluto's just chilling out there in the cold void. |
 | Stephen Hawking | mercury | pluto | Mercury wins because it's still considered a planet and it's got the coolest orbit dynamics near the Sun. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | venus | pluto | Venus is way better because it's a bright, visible planet and much closer to Earth, unlike Pluto which got demoted from planet status. |
 | Klaus Teuber | earth | pluto | Earth's got all the good stuff like breathable air, water, and pizza. |
 | Professor Frink | uranus | pluto | Great glayvin, Uranus is bigger, has more moons, and spins on its side like a crazy top, making it far more fascinating to explore! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | saturn | pluto | Saturn's got those gorgeous rings that just scream, |
 | Belle | jupiter | pluto | Jupiter's just got that big boss energy with all those moons and that massive storm, Pluto's cute and all, but it's not even a 'real' planet anymore. |
 | Linus Torvalds | neptune | pluto | Neptune's got the mass and presence in the solar system, it's like the Linux kernel of planets, solid and reliable. |
 | Larry Page | saturn | pluto | Saturn's got those epic rings, and it's like the rockstar of the solar system, no contest! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | venus | pluto | Venus is closer to Earth and more relevant for scientific exploration, plus it's hot enough to melt lead, which is just cool in a terrifying kind of way. |
 | Guido van Rossum | earth | pluto | Earth's got all the cool stuff like Python, people, and pizza, while Pluto's just out there chilling in the cold. |
 | Greg Brockman | earth | pluto | Earth's where all the cool science and life action is happening, while Pluto's just chillin' at the edge of the solar system. |
 | Claude Shannon | kepler-452b | pluto | Kepler-452b is in the habitable zone, making it way cooler for potential life than cold, distant Pluto. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | earth | pluto | Earth's got all the laughter, love, and human messiness; Pluto's just chilling in the cosmic boonies. |
| Greg Brockman | jupiter | pluto | Jupiter's just massive and has all those cool moons, can't beat that vibe, you know? |