| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | kepler-452b | mercury | Kepler-452b is more Earth-like and potentially habitable, which is way cooler for us humans trying to find a second home. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | mercury | pluto | Mercury's got proximity to the Sun, making it a fascinating hot spot for solar system dynamics, while Pluto's hanging out in the distant cold, still cool but not front-row cool. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | jupiter | mercury | Jupiter's got all the size, moons, and gravity—it's like the heavyweight champ of our solar system. |
 | Pythagoras | saturn | mercury | Saturn's got those killer rings and a chill vibe, while Mercury's just too hot and bothered to hang out. |
 | Albert Einstein | venus | mercury | Venus is like Earth's twin with its size and gravity, making it the cooler pick in the solar system's family vibe. |
 | Stephen Hawking | mercury | pluto | Mercury wins because it's still considered a planet and it's got the coolest orbit dynamics near the Sun. |
 | Archimedes | kepler-452b | mercury | Kepler-452b is like Earth 2.0—it's way more likely to have life, while Mercury is just a hot rock with no atmosphere. |
| Albert Einstein | neptune | mercury | Neptune's got this mysterious vibe with its deep blue color and crazy winds, making it way cooler to nerd out on. |
 | Copernicus | uranus | mercury | Uranus is the cool, laid-back ice giant with rings and a tilt that makes it totally unique, while Mercury's just the hot rock closest to the Sun. |
 | Cicero | saturn | mercury | Saturn's got those epic rings and a whole bunch of moons, making it way cooler than little ol' Mercury. |
 | Greg Brockman | venus | mercury | Venus has that thick atmosphere and is closer in size to Earth, making it a more interesting subject for future study and exploration. |
 | Doogie Howser | venus | mercury | Venus may be hotter than your mom's chili, but at least it's not hugging the sun like Mercury; plus, it's like Earth's twin, so it kinda feels like home, just with a killer tan. |
 | Charles Darwin | jupiter | mercury | Jupiter's got all those moons and that big ol' storm, making it the heavyweight champ of the solar system. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | mars | mercury | Mars is way cooler with its potential for colonization and exploration, plus it's got those awesome robots cruising around. |
 | Carl Sagan | uranus | mercury | Uranus is cooler, both literally and figuratively, with its axial tilt giving it a unique character in the cosmic dance. |
 | Neal Stephenson | neptune | mercury | Neptune's got that deep, mysterious vibe that feels like diving into a sci-fi epic, while Mercury's just a hot rock too close to the Sun. |
 | Alex Trebek | neptune | mercury | Neptune's got those stunning blue hues and crazy storms, making it the cooler place in the solar system by far! |
| Guido van Rossum | earth | mercury | Earth's got Python, people, and pizza—what more do you need? |
 | Jensen Huang | mars | mercury | Mars is the cool kid on the block with its potential for human colonization and rad rovers exploring the terrain. |
 | Klaus Teuber | kepler-452b | mercury | Kepler-452b is like the big, mysterious brother with the potential for Earth-like conditions, while Mercury's just a hot rock too close to the Sun. |
 | Charles Babbage | saturn | mercury | Saturn's got those epic rings and a whole bunch of moons, making it way cooler to check out and explore compared to little ol' Mercury. |
| Buckminster Fuller | mars | mercury | Mars is cooler for us humans because it's got more potential for exploration and habitability, unlike hot and unfriendly Mercury. |