| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | earth | jupiter | Earth's got the goods — air, water, and Settlers of Catan; Jupiter's just a big gas giant with nothing to build on! |
| Klaus Teuber | jupiter | saturn | Jupiter's got those epic swirling storms and is the biggest dude in the solar system, can't beat that! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | jupiter | mercury | Jupiter's got all the size, moons, and gravity—it's like the heavyweight champ of our solar system. |
 | Albert Einstein | jupiter | uranus | Jupiter is the big boss with its massive size and stormy personality, making it the heavyweight champ of the solar system. |
 | Belle | jupiter | pluto | Jupiter's just got that big boss energy with all those moons and that massive storm, Pluto's cute and all, but it's not even a 'real' planet anymore. |
 | Linus Torvalds | jupiter | kepler-452b | Jupiter is right here in our cosmic backyard, so it's easier to nerd out over its moons and storms. |
 | Marie Curie | jupiter | neptune | Jupiter is the biggest player in the solar system and has a crazy magnetic field that even a physicist can't resist. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | jupiter | venus | Jupiter is a big ol' gas giant that keeps us safe from space debris, like a cosmic watchman. |
 | Charles Babbage | jupiter | saturn | Jupiter's like the king of the solar system with its intense gravity and massive storms, you just can't beat that kind of cosmic drama! |
 | Charles Darwin | jupiter | mercury | Jupiter's got all those moons and that big ol' storm, making it the heavyweight champ of the solar system. |
 | Cicero | jupiter | venus | Jupiter's just a massive boss with stunning storms and dozens of moons; Venus is cool but it's a scorching mess! |
 | Neal Stephenson | jupiter | venus | Jupiter's got that massive storm and moon squad, making it the cosmic heavyweight champ. |
 | George Orwell | mars | jupiter | Mars is the new frontier for human exploration, while Jupiter, with its vastness, remains a gaseous enigma. |
 | David Macaulay | jupiter | venus | Jupiter's got that massive size and killer storms, making it the ultimate cosmic heavyweight and a total standout in our solar system. |
 | John von Neumann | earth | jupiter | Earth's got the goods for life, while Jupiter's just a big ball of gas with a nasty storm problem. |
 | Data | earth | jupiter | Earth's got air, water, and life, so it's the ultimate hangout spot compared to Jupiter's giant gas party. |
| Charles Darwin | jupiter | saturn | Jupiter's got the biggest and baddest storms in the solar system, which makes it the ultimate show-off planet! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | kepler-452b | jupiter | Kepler-452b is like Earth's distant cousin, making it possibly more habitable than the gas giant Jupiter, which isn't really a place you can set up a picnic. |
| Charles Babbage | jupiter | uranus | Jupiter's got the size, the storms, and the moons that just make it the heavyweight champ of the solar system. |
 | Pythagoras | jupiter | saturn | Jupiter's the boss with its massive size, epic Great Red Spot, and being the king of all planets, hands down. |
 | George Washington Carver | jupiter | saturn | Jupiter's got that big boss energy with its massive size and magnetic field, capturing the spotlight in our solar system show. |
 | Greg Brockman | jupiter | pluto | Jupiter's just massive and has all those cool moons, can't beat that vibe, you know? |