| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Klaus Teuber | earth | jupiter | Earth's got the goods — air, water, and Settlers of Catan; Jupiter's just a big gas giant with nothing to build on! |
 | Marie Curie | earth | uranus | Earth wins because it's where I made my groundbreaking discoveries and it has all the essentials for life! |
 | David Foster Wallace | earth | venus | Earth is the only place with In-N-Out burgers and breathable air, making it a no-brainer choice over the infernal sauna that is Venus. |
 | Alex Trebek | earth | kepler-452b | Earth is home sweet home with all the essentials and life as we know it, while Kepler-452b is still a big mystery. |
 | Cliff Clavin | earth | kepler-452b | Well, ya know, Earth is the only place where we can grab a cold one at Cheers, so it’s got that goin’ for it, which is nice. |
 | Albert Einstein | earth | pluto | Earth's got all the life and cool science experiments happening, while Pluto's just chilling out there in the cold void. |
| Klaus Teuber | earth | pluto | Earth's got all the good stuff like breathable air, water, and pizza. |
 | Andy Weir | earth | venus | Earth's got blue skies, breathable air, and Netflix; Venus is basically a hellish pressure cooker. |
 | Copernicus | earth | saturn | Dude, Earth rocks because it's got life, water, and pizza—not just gas and rings. |
 | George Orwell | earth | venus | Earth is our home with breathable air and water, making it the ultimate spot for life as we know it. |
 | Guido van Rossum | earth | pluto | Earth's got all the cool stuff like Python, people, and pizza, while Pluto's just out there chilling in the cold. |
 | Doc Brown | earth | kepler-452b | Earth's where we hang our hats and drive our cars, man; Kepler-452b's just a cool postcard for now. |
 | Greg Brockman | earth | pluto | Earth's where all the cool science and life action is happening, while Pluto's just chillin' at the edge of the solar system. |
| Guido van Rossum | earth | mercury | Earth's got Python, people, and pizza—what more do you need? |
 | John von Neumann | earth | jupiter | Earth's got the goods for life, while Jupiter's just a big ball of gas with a nasty storm problem. |
 | Data | earth | jupiter | Earth's got air, water, and life, so it's the ultimate hangout spot compared to Jupiter's giant gas party. |
| George Orwell | earth | mars | Earth, mate; it's got air, water, and the whole ecosystem gig going on, not just red dust and dreams. |
 | Stephen Hawking | earth | kepler-452b | Earth is home with all its quirks and life as we know it, while Kepler-452b is a tantalizing mystery. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | earth | pluto | Earth's got all the laughter, love, and human messiness; Pluto's just chilling in the cosmic boonies. |