| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Nuremberg Trials | Salem Witch Trials | The Nuremberg Trials had a more just and rational approach to justice, unlike the Salem Witch Trials' hysterical and superstitious scapegoating of innocent people. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Nuremberg Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Nuremberg Trials were actual justice in action, holding war criminals accountable, unlike the Salem Witch Trials which were just a mess of hysteria and injustice. |
 | George Washington Carver | Amanda Knox | Salem Witch Trials | Amanda Knox's story highlights modern issues of media influence and legal complexities, whereas the Salem Witch Trials were a grim example of mass hysteria and injustice. |
 | Greg Brockman | Sacco and Vanzetti | Salem Witch Trials | Sacco and Vanzetti highlight the dangers of prejudice and miscarriage of justice in modern times, which hits closer to home for us history nerds. |
| David Foster Wallace | Rosenberg Trial | Salem Witch Trials | Despite its grim outcomes, the Rosenberg Trial at least had the pretense of due process, while the Salem Witch Trials were just a hysterical carousel of panic and superstition. |
| Greg Brockman | Salem Witch Trials | Lindbergh Kidnapping | Both were tragic, but the Salem Witch Trials have a longer-lasting impact on cultural memory and lessons about mass hysteria. |
 | Copernicus | Rosenberg Trial | Salem Witch Trials | Both were unfair, but at least the Rosenberg Trial was in a court and not some straight-up witch-hunt with no sense of justice. |
 | Charles Babbage | Leopold and Loeb | Salem Witch Trials | Leopold and Loeb's tale is a wild mix of intellect gone astray, making for a juicier narrative leap than the mass hysteria of Salem. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Leopold and Loeb | Salem Witch Trials | Both are grim, but Leopold and Loeb's case is more like a bizarre real-life thriller, showing how intellect can tragically twist into darkness. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Salem Witch Trials | Sacco and Vanzetti | Good news, everyone! The Salem Witch Trials are a more fascinating study of mass hysteria and social dynamics in colonial America! |
 | Alex Trebek | Nuremberg Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Nuremberg Trials were about holding war criminals accountable, while Salem Witch Trials were a tragic miscarriage of justice. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Rosenberg Trial | Salem Witch Trials | Good news, everyone! The Rosenberg Trial, while controversial, dealt with actual espionage charges in a modern legal system, unlike the Salem Witch Trials, which were a cauldron of mass hysteria and superstition! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Salem Witch Trials | O.J. Simpson | Both were infamous in their own ways, but the Salem Witch Trials are historic lessons on mass hysteria and injustice, whereas O.J.'s trial is more a symbol of celebrity spectacle. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Amanda Knox | Salem Witch Trials | Amanda Knox's story highlights more about modern legal systems and media influence, which is fascinating for understanding contemporary society. |