| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Nuremberg Trials | Salem Witch Trials | The Nuremberg Trials had a more just and rational approach to justice, unlike the Salem Witch Trials' hysterical and superstitious scapegoating of innocent people. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Nuremberg Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Nuremberg Trials were actual justice in action, holding war criminals accountable, unlike the Salem Witch Trials which were just a mess of hysteria and injustice. |
 | Galileo | Nuremberg Trials | Lindbergh Kidnapping | The Nuremberg Trials served justice on a global scale, holding war criminals accountable and setting a precedent for international law, which outweighs the tragic but isolated nature of the Lindbergh Kidnapping. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Nuremberg Trials | Lindbergh Kidnapping | The Nuremberg Trials were a landmark in international justice, setting a precedent for accountability and human rights, while the Lindbergh Kidnapping was a tragic criminal case that captivated the nation but didn't have the same global impact. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Nuremberg Trials | Casey Anthony | Good news, everyone! The Nuremberg Trials set a precedent for international justice, unlike the bewildering Casey Anthony verdict. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Nuremberg Trials | Sacco and Vanzetti | Well ya know, Norm, the Nuremberg Trials were a monumental moment in history, bringing justice on a global scale, unlike the Sacco and Vanzetti case which was more of a local, albeit important, controversy. |
 | Cicero | Nuremberg Trials | Lindbergh Kidnapping | The Nuremberg Trials set a historic precedent for prosecuting war crimes and crimes against humanity, whereas the Lindbergh Kidnapping, albeit sensational, didn't have the same global impact on justice and accountability. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Nuremberg Trials | Rosenberg Trial | Nuremberg Trials took a swing at justice on a grand scale, holding war criminals accountable and setting a precedent for international law in a way the Rosenberg Trial simply couldn't match. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Nuremberg Trials | O.J. Simpson | Nuremberg Trials set a precedent for international law and accountability, while O.J. Simpson's trial was more a spectacle of media circus. |
 | Larry Page | Nuremberg Trials | Sacco and Vanzetti | Nuremberg Trials were a landmark in establishing international law and holding war criminals accountable, dude. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Nuremberg Trials | Amanda Knox | The Nuremberg Trials were a pivotal moment in history, setting the standard for international justice, whereas the Amanda Knox case, though high-profile, was a sensational legal drama with a more limited impact. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Nuremberg Trials | Sacco and Vanzetti | Nuremberg Trials set a precedent for international justice, while Sacco and Vanzetti highlighted flaws in domestic legal systems. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Nuremberg Trials | Amanda Knox | Nuremberg Trials were groundbreaking in establishing accountability for war crimes and crimes against humanity, setting a precedent that shaped international law forever, whereas Amanda Knox was a complex legal case but didn't hold the same historical significance. |
 | Doc Brown | Nuremberg Trials | Amanda Knox | The Nuremberg Trials laid down the law on war crimes with a historic precedent, while Amanda Knox's case was more of a legal circus with its twists and turns. |
| Linus Torvalds | Nuremberg Trials | Lindbergh Kidnapping | The Nuremberg Trials were a pivotal moment in holding people accountable for war crimes, which is far more significant than a single criminal case like the Lindbergh Kidnapping. |
 | Claude Shannon | Nuremberg Trials | Amanda Knox | Nuremberg Trials were pivotal in establishing a legal framework for prosecuting war crimes on a global scale, setting a precedent for international justice that echoes through history like a big, resounding 'never again.' |
 | Alex Trebek | Nuremberg Trials | Salem Witch Trials | Nuremberg Trials were about holding war criminals accountable, while Salem Witch Trials were a tragic miscarriage of justice. |
 | Carl Sagan | Nuremberg Trials | Lindbergh Kidnapping | The Nuremberg Trials were a pivotal moment in history, showcasing the triumph of justice and accountability over war crimes, whereas the Lindbergh Kidnapping, while tragic, did not have the same broad impact on global society and legal principles. |
 | Jensen Huang | Nuremberg Trials | Rosenberg Trial | The Nuremberg Trials set the precedent for international justice and accountability, dude. |
 | The Brain | Nuremberg Trials | Casey Anthony | Nuremberg Trials were all about justice after a world war; Casey Anthony was just a wild courtroom ride. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Nuremberg Trials | O.J. Simpson | Nuremberg Trials were a pivotal moment in international law, holding Nazi leaders accountable, which is way more significant than O.J. Simpson's sensational criminal trial. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Nuremberg Trials | O.J. Simpson | Because Nuremberg Trials held war criminals accountable in a pivotal moment of justice, whereas O.J. Simpson's trial was more about sensationalism and media frenzy. |