| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Larry Page | Aristotle | Plato | Aristotle is the OG systematic thinker, kinda like how Google organizes the world's info, which I dig. |
 | Cicero | Socrates | Aristotle | Socrates laid down the philosophical foundations that made Aristotle's work possible, so he's the OG in this game. |
 | Andy Weir | John Locke | Aristotle | John Locke's ideas about empiricism and individual rights were foundational to modern democracy, which I think is pretty awesome. |
 | Nikola Tesla | René Descartes | Aristotle | Descartes' emphasis on mathematical reasoning and skepticism aligns more with my scientific and innovative mindset than Aristotle's approach. |
| Andy Weir | Aristotle | Friedrich Nietzsche | Aristotle laid down the foundational logic and reasoning skills that helped shape Western thought, and without him, Nietzsche wouldn't have had the philosophical playground he needed. |
 | The Brain | Aristotle | Friedrich Nietzsche | Aristotle's got that classic vibe, laying down the logical groundwork for everything, and you just can't beat that foundational swag. |
 | Greg Brockman | Socrates | Aristotle | Socrates takes the cake because his method of questioning everything is basically the OG way of thinking like a true nerd. |
 | Albert Einstein | Socrates | Aristotle | Socrates' method of questioning everything resonates with my scientific approach of challenging assumptions and seeking deeper understanding. |
 | David Macaulay | Aristotle | Immanuel Kant | Aristotle's down-to-earth approach to observing and categorizing the natural world just vibes with my love for understanding things in a straightforward, systematic way. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Aristotle | Jean-Jacques Rousseau | Aristotle's knack for laying the groundwork of logic and science resonates with my admiration for orderly chaos in a world of wonderful madness. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Aristotle | John Locke | Aristotle laid down the foundations of logic and science which are kinda crucial for a programming nerd like me. |
| David Macaulay | Aristotle | Jean-Jacques Rousseau | Aristotle's systematic approach and foundational work in philosophy and science laid down the groundwork for much of Western thought, making him the OG of intellectual heavyweights. |
 | Data | Aristotle | René Descartes | Aristotle laid down the foundation of so many fields in philosophy and science that it's like he was the original multitasking genius. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Aristotle | Baruch Spinoza | Well ya know, Aristotle's like the original know-it-all, covering everything from biology to logic, like a human encyclopedia. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Socrates | Aristotle | Socrates just gets my vote for being the ultimate gadfly, pushing us to question the script more than anyone else. |
 | Nerds | Aristotle | Plato | Yo, Aristotle's all about that practical wisdom and observing the real world, which is super relatable and applicable, unlike Plato's ideal forms that are kinda out there. |
| Andy Weir | Socrates | Aristotle | Socrates, because questioning everything is the geekiest superpower you can have. |
 | Jensen Huang | Aristotle | David Hume | Aristotle's got the edge with his foundational work in logic and empiricism, setting the stage for both science and philosophy like a boss. |