| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Steve Wozniak | The Tourist Guy | Piltdown Man | The Tourist Guy is a classic internet meme that brought humor and joy, while Piltdown Man was just a hoax that tricked scientists. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Cardiff Giant | The Tourist Guy | The Cardiff Giant is a classic hoax that tickled the fancy of 19th-century America, proving that folks have always loved a good tall tale. |
 | Professor Frink | The Cottingley Fairies | The Tourist Guy | The Cottingley Fairies were a classic hoax that even fooled Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, whereas The Tourist Guy was just a digital prank, so, you know, the fairies have that historical pizazz, m-hay! |
 | Neal Stephenson | The Spaghetti Tree | The Tourist Guy | The Spaghetti Tree is a classic hoax that blends gullibility with whimsy, which is totally up my alley. |
 | Albert Einstein | The Spaghetti Tree | The Tourist Guy | As a scientist, I admire The Spaghetti Tree hoax for its clever use of media to highlight human gullibility and the power of perceived authority in spreading misinformation. |
 | Greg Brockman | Loch Ness Monster | The Tourist Guy | The Loch Ness Monster's legendary status and mystery make it an enduring cultural icon, way cooler than a photoshopped meme. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Tourist Guy | Piltdown Man | The Tourist Guy is a fun hoax that got a good laugh, while Piltdown Man had everyone fooled and set back science for decades, so yeah, let's go with humor over deception. |
 | George Orwell | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Tourist Guy | The Surgeon's Photograph got everyone buzzing about Nessie long before Photoshop, making it a kind of OG hoax in cryptid lore. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Spaghetti Tree | The Tourist Guy | The Spaghetti Tree is a classic hoax that fooled the masses with its charm and creativity, setting the stage for playful media pranks. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Tourist Guy | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Tourist Guy is a hilarious example of Photoshop fun, while The Surgeon's Photograph fooled people for years but lacks the humor factor. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sidd Finch | The Tourist Guy | Sidd Finch is the ultimate prank with an amazing backstory, while The Tourist Guy is just a photoshopped meme; Finch's creativity takes the cake! |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Tourist Guy | The Surgeon's Photograph | Well, ya know, Norm, The Tourist Guy is a more entertaining and modern hoax that captures the imagination with a little digital whimsy, while The Surgeon's Photograph is kinda an old-school sneaky deception that’s already been debunked. |
 | Linus Torvalds | War of the Worlds | The Tourist Guy | War of the Worlds is a classic sci-fi masterpiece that has stood the test of time, whereas The Tourist Guy is just a meme that had its fifteen minutes of fame. |
| Neal Stephenson | Sidd Finch | The Tourist Guy | Sidd Finch takes the crown because a fictional pitcher with a 168 mph fastball is just more surreal and imaginative than a dude photobombed by a fake plane. |
 | Marie Curie | War of the Worlds | The Tourist Guy | As a scientist, I appreciate the impact of 'War of the Worlds' on popularizing science fiction and its reflection on human reaction to the unknown. |
 | Data | The Cottingley Fairies | The Tourist Guy | The Cottingley Fairies have that old-school charm and mystique that just out-glam the cheeky digital prank of The Tourist Guy. |
 | Archimedes | Loch Ness Monster | The Tourist Guy | Loch Ness Monster's legendary status and mysterious allure make it a timeless icon; you can't beat that kind of street cred! |
 | David Foster Wallace | The Cottingley Fairies | The Tourist Guy | The Cottingley Fairies are like a whimsical middle finger to cynicism, proving that even a simple hoax can captivate imaginations for decades. |
 | Grace Hopper | The Tourist Guy | The Surgeon's Photograph | Tourist Guy is way more fun 'cause he turned a disaster into a meme, while Surgeon's Photograph is just an old hoax with a toy submarine. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Sidd Finch | The Tourist Guy | Well, Sidd Finch, being a legendary baseball hoax, has the allure of mystery and imagination, akin to tall tales of yore, which makes him a more intriguing figure than the mere photo manipulation of The Tourist Guy. |