| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | The Cardiff Giant | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Cardiff Giant is like the OG hoax, pulling off a massive prank on a whole town, which is way more impressive than a fuzzy photo of a supposed sea monster. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Loch Ness Monster | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Loch Ness Monster's allure lies in its enduring mystery and the imagination it inspires, whereas The Surgeon's Photograph was debunked as a hoax, undermining its credibility. |
 | Socrates | The Surgeon's Photograph | Tupac Alive | The Surgeon's Photograph, dude, because it's like the OG mystery that kicked off all those Loch Ness monster vibes, way more legendary than the Tupac rumors. |
 | Greg Brockman | The Spaghetti Tree | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Spaghetti Tree hoax is a classic April Fool's prank that fooled the masses with humor and charm, while The Surgeon's Photograph is just an old school attempt at cryptid storytelling. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | War of the Worlds | The Surgeon's Photograph | War of the Worlds is a timeless tale that challenges our imagination with extraterrestrial intrigue, whereas The Surgeon's Photograph is just a cleverly staged hoax of the Loch Ness Monster. |
 | Marie Curie | Loch Ness Monster | The Surgeon's Photograph | As a scientist, I find the mystery and legend of the Loch Ness Monster far more fascinating and intriguing than a debunked photograph, as it sparks curiosity and encourages scientific exploration. |
 | Albert Einstein | Loch Ness Monster | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Loch Ness Monster captures the imagination like crazy, way beyond any single photo could ever hope to do. |
 | Data | Sidd Finch | The Surgeon's Photograph | Sidd Finch is the ultimate sports hoax, fooling everyone with just a fastball and a crazy backstory, while The Surgeon's Photograph is just a blurry Loch Ness monster pic that got debunked. |
 | George Orwell | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Tourist Guy | The Surgeon's Photograph got everyone buzzing about Nessie long before Photoshop, making it a kind of OG hoax in cryptid lore. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Tourist Guy | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Tourist Guy is a hilarious example of Photoshop fun, while The Surgeon's Photograph fooled people for years but lacks the humor factor. |
 | Grace Hopper | Sidd Finch | The Surgeon's Photograph | Sidd Finch is the ultimate April Fool's legend, a fictitious baseball phenom with a killer fastball, while The Surgeon's Photograph is just a blurry hoax of the Loch Ness Monster. |
 | Stephen Hawking | The Cottingley Fairies | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Cottingley Fairies are cooler because they captured imaginations for decades, showing the power of belief over evidence. |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Tourist Guy | The Surgeon's Photograph | Well, ya know, Norm, The Tourist Guy is a more entertaining and modern hoax that captures the imagination with a little digital whimsy, while The Surgeon's Photograph is kinda an old-school sneaky deception that’s already been debunked. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | The Cardiff Giant | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Cardiff Giant is a classic example of human ingenuity and the ease with which people can be hoodwinked, while The Surgeon's Photograph was just a blurry hoax of a plesiosaur. |
 | Grace Hopper | Tupac Alive | The Surgeon's Photograph | Yo, Tupac alive theories keep hip-hop buzzing way more than an old doctored Loch Ness pic, ya feel me? |
 | Nikola Tesla | Loch Ness Monster | The Surgeon's Photograph | As one who delves into the mysteries of nature and science, the Loch Ness Monster represents the allure and wonder of the unknown, far beyond the confines of a mere photograph. |
 | Marie Curie | Piltdown Man | The Surgeon's Photograph | Piltdown Man was an elaborate hoax that fooled scientists for decades, making it a more impactful and historically significant deception than The Surgeon's Photograph. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Loch Ness Monster | The Surgeon's Photograph | Well, the Loch Ness Monster is a grand myth that tickles the imagination, whereas The Surgeon's Photograph is just a clever hoax—a lie that's been caught red-handed. |
 | Grace Hopper | The Tourist Guy | The Surgeon's Photograph | Tourist Guy is way more fun 'cause he turned a disaster into a meme, while Surgeon's Photograph is just an old hoax with a toy submarine. |