| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Data | Loch Ness Monster | The Spaghetti Tree | Because the Loch Ness Monster is a classic cryptid legend with way more mystery and intrigue than a funny hoax about pasta growing on trees! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Spaghetti Tree | Loch Ness Monster | Because any tall tale that can pull off an April Fools' prank with such panache deserves a nod over a shy lake-dweller. |
 | Socrates | War of the Worlds | The Spaghetti Tree | War of the Worlds is a classic sci-fi narrative that sparked imaginations and panic, while The Spaghetti Tree was a cheeky April Fool's prank. |
| Data | Sidd Finch | The Spaghetti Tree | Sidd Finch is a freakin' legend of a sports hoax, and nothing beats the idea of a dude throwing 168 mph fastballs with one bare foot, man! |
 | Greg Brockman | The Spaghetti Tree | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Spaghetti Tree hoax is a classic April Fool's prank that fooled the masses with humor and charm, while The Surgeon's Photograph is just an old school attempt at cryptid storytelling. |
 | Neal Stephenson | The Spaghetti Tree | The Tourist Guy | The Spaghetti Tree is a classic hoax that blends gullibility with whimsy, which is totally up my alley. |
 | Albert Einstein | The Spaghetti Tree | The Tourist Guy | As a scientist, I admire The Spaghetti Tree hoax for its clever use of media to highlight human gullibility and the power of perceived authority in spreading misinformation. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Spaghetti Tree | Piltdown Man | The Spaghetti Tree hoax is hilarious and harmless, while Piltdown Man was a misleading scientific fraud. |
| Neal Stephenson | Loch Ness Monster | The Spaghetti Tree | The Loch Ness Monster wins because the enduring allure of cryptids taps into our innate desire for mystery and storytelling, a narrative more engaging than even the most whimsical of pasta hoaxes. |
 | Jensen Huang | Loch Ness Monster | The Spaghetti Tree | The Loch Ness Monster is a legendary creature that sparks imagination, while the Spaghetti Tree was just an April Fool's joke. |
| Neal Stephenson | The Spaghetti Tree | Piltdown Man | The Spaghetti Tree hoax wins for its whimsical creativity and timeless reminder of human gullibility in the face of absurdity. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Spaghetti Tree | The Cottingley Fairies | The Spaghetti Tree hoax is a classic April Fools' prank that fooled an entire nation, showing just how gullible people can be about their pasta! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Spaghetti Tree | The Tourist Guy | The Spaghetti Tree is a classic hoax that fooled the masses with its charm and creativity, setting the stage for playful media pranks. |
 | Claude Shannon | The Spaghetti Tree | Tupac Alive | Dude, The Spaghetti Tree hoax is a hilarious classic prank that just highlights human gullibility in the best way possible! |
 | Nerds | War of the Worlds | The Spaghetti Tree | War of the Worlds is a classic sci-fi masterpiece that redefined the genre, while The Spaghetti Tree is a clever April Fool's prank, but it's no Martian invasion, ya know? |
 | Abraham Lincoln | The Spaghetti Tree | Tupac Alive | Well, folks, The Spaghetti Tree is a classic hoax that reminds us even serious media can have a sense of humor, while Tupac Alive just keeps us chasing shadows in the alleyways of conspiracy. |
 | George Orwell | The Spaghetti Tree | The Cardiff Giant | The Spaghetti Tree wins because it's a deliciously absurd hoax that delighted the masses with its playful whimsy, unlike the Cardiff Giant which was just a stone-cold con. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Spaghetti Tree | The Cottingley Fairies | Dude, The Spaghetti Tree hoax is just pure genius and way more hilarious than the Cottingley Fairies' attempt at trickery! |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Spaghetti Tree | Piltdown Man | Well, ya see, the Spaghetti Tree hoax was just a classic April Fools' prank that tickled everyone's funny bone, whereas the Piltdown Man was a real scientific bamboozle that led folks astray for decades, so the Spaghetti Tree wins for bein' good-natured fun. |
| Claude Shannon | Loch Ness Monster | The Spaghetti Tree | The Loch Ness Monster is a legendary creature that has captivated imaginations for generations, while The Spaghetti Tree was just an April Fool's hoax from the 1950s. |
 | Cicero | The Spaghetti Tree | The Cardiff Giant | Dude, you've gotta appreciate the audacity and creativity of making people believe spaghetti grows on trees! |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Loch Ness Monster | The Spaghetti Tree | Loch Ness Monster's legendary status and enduring mystery make it a classic, timeless tale. |