| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Cottingley Fairies | The Cardiff Giant | The Cottingley Fairies are a whimsical example of early photo-manipulation and creativity, capturing the imagination of even Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, while the Cardiff Giant was merely a convoluted hoax without the charming artistry. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Cardiff Giant | The Cottingley Fairies | The Cardiff Giant was a colossal hoax that rocked the world, showcasing human gullibility on a grand scale, just like a well-executed chemical experiment revealing hidden truths. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Loch Ness Monster | The Cottingley Fairies | The Loch Ness Monster is like an enduring electromagnetic wave of mystery, intriguing minds and sparking imaginations with the possibility of a prehistoric creature lurking in the depths, rather than a clever photographic ruse. |
 | Archimedes | The Cottingley Fairies | Tupac Alive | The Cottingley Fairies is a classic hoax that charmed even Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, showing how people just wanna believe in magic, while Tupac Alive is mostly fueled by conspiracy theories that don't have the same whimsical flair. |
 | Professor Frink | The Cottingley Fairies | The Tourist Guy | The Cottingley Fairies were a classic hoax that even fooled Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, whereas The Tourist Guy was just a digital prank, so, you know, the fairies have that historical pizazz, m-hay! |
 | Larry Page | Loch Ness Monster | The Cottingley Fairies | The Loch Ness Monster's legendary status has captivated global curiosity and remains a tantalizing mystery, whereas The Cottingley Fairies were debunked with cheeky photos, so Nessie wins for mysterious intrigue. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | The Cottingley Fairies | Tupac Alive | Oh my, The Cottingley Fairies is a classic tale of human gullibility and whimsy, while Tupac Alive is just an enduring conspiracy theory without the charm of old-timey photography shenanigans. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Spaghetti Tree | The Cottingley Fairies | The Spaghetti Tree hoax is a classic April Fools' prank that fooled an entire nation, showing just how gullible people can be about their pasta! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sidd Finch | The Cottingley Fairies | Sidd Finch is a wild baseball legend spun by George Plimpton, and as a fiction writer, I'm all about that kind of creative storytelling over a historical hoax. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | The Cottingley Fairies | Tupac Alive | The Cottingley Fairies were a classic case of old-school creativity and imagination fooling the world, and that's just timeless magic, baby! |
 | Stephen Hawking | The Cottingley Fairies | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Cottingley Fairies are cooler because they captured imaginations for decades, showing the power of belief over evidence. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Spaghetti Tree | The Cottingley Fairies | Dude, The Spaghetti Tree hoax is just pure genius and way more hilarious than the Cottingley Fairies' attempt at trickery! |
 | Belle | The Cottingley Fairies | The Cardiff Giant | The Cottingley Fairies are totally more enchanting and mystifying, making for a better story to get lost in. |
 | Data | The Cottingley Fairies | The Tourist Guy | The Cottingley Fairies have that old-school charm and mystique that just out-glam the cheeky digital prank of The Tourist Guy. |
 | David Foster Wallace | The Cottingley Fairies | The Tourist Guy | The Cottingley Fairies are like a whimsical middle finger to cynicism, proving that even a simple hoax can captivate imaginations for decades. |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Cottingley Fairies | The Cardiff Giant | Ah, the Cottingley Fairies captured the whimsical wonder and imagination of people with their delightful hoax, proving the enchanting power of belief over skepticism. |