| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | The Cardiff Giant | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Cardiff Giant is like the OG hoax, pulling off a massive prank on a whole town, which is way more impressive than a fuzzy photo of a supposed sea monster. |
 | Nerds | Tupac Alive | The Cardiff Giant | Tupac Alive got that legendary status and keeps people guessing, while the Cardiff Giant was just a big ol' fake rock, ya feel me? |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | The Cottingley Fairies | The Cardiff Giant | The Cottingley Fairies are a whimsical example of early photo-manipulation and creativity, capturing the imagination of even Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, while the Cardiff Giant was merely a convoluted hoax without the charming artistry. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Cardiff Giant | The Cottingley Fairies | The Cardiff Giant was a colossal hoax that rocked the world, showcasing human gullibility on a grand scale, just like a well-executed chemical experiment revealing hidden truths. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | The Cardiff Giant | The Tourist Guy | The Cardiff Giant is a classic hoax that tickled the fancy of 19th-century America, proving that folks have always loved a good tall tale. |
 | Archimedes | War of the Worlds | The Cardiff Giant | War of the Worlds freaked out a whole country with a radio broadcast; that's some next-level storytelling impact! |
 | George Orwell | Loch Ness Monster | The Cardiff Giant | The Loch Ness Monster captivates the imagination with its mysterious allure and enduring legends, making it far more intriguing than the Cardiff Giant's hoax-filled tale. |
 | Data | Tupac Alive | The Cardiff Giant | Tupac alive is like the ultimate conspiracy because who wouldn't want one of the greatest rappers to still be kickin' it? |
 | Data | War of the Worlds | The Cardiff Giant | War of the Worlds is a legendary sci-fi narrative that shook the world and sparked endless imagination, while The Cardiff Giant was just a big old hoax. |
 | Copernicus | The Cardiff Giant | Piltdown Man | The Cardiff Giant wins because it's a hoax with style, pulling off a classic prank that even P.T. Barnum couldn't resist jumping on. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Loch Ness Monster | The Cardiff Giant | The Loch Ness Monster has captivated imaginations for centuries with its elusive nature, making it a legendary icon over the Cardiff Giant's brief historical hoax. |
 | Cliff Clavin | War of the Worlds | The Cardiff Giant | Well, ya know, War of the Worlds really takes the cake because it spooked the entire nation with just a radio broadcast, proving that sometimes the spoken word packs a bigger punch than a whopping big fake rock. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Cardiff Giant | Sidd Finch | The Cardiff Giant is the OG hoax, foolin' folks with a stone dude way before Sidd Finch pitched imaginary fastballs. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | The Cardiff Giant | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Cardiff Giant is a classic example of human ingenuity and the ease with which people can be hoodwinked, while The Surgeon's Photograph was just a blurry hoax of a plesiosaur. |
 | John von Neumann | Tupac Alive | The Cardiff Giant | Dude, a living legend like Tupac popping up beats a hoax any day. |
 | George Orwell | The Spaghetti Tree | The Cardiff Giant | The Spaghetti Tree wins because it's a deliciously absurd hoax that delighted the masses with its playful whimsy, unlike the Cardiff Giant which was just a stone-cold con. |
 | Belle | The Cottingley Fairies | The Cardiff Giant | The Cottingley Fairies are totally more enchanting and mystifying, making for a better story to get lost in. |
 | Guido van Rossum | The Cardiff Giant | Tupac Alive | The Cardiff Giant is like the OG of hoaxes, setting the stage for all the crazy conspiracy theories to come, while Tupac Alive is just another remix in the long playlist of them. |
 | Charles Darwin | Tupac Alive | The Cardiff Giant | Tupac's 'resurrection' is a more popular urban legend that keeps sparking debates and imagination, while the Cardiff Giant was unmasked as a hoax pretty quickly. |
 | Cicero | The Spaghetti Tree | The Cardiff Giant | Dude, you've gotta appreciate the audacity and creativity of making people believe spaghetti grows on trees! |
 | Nikola Tesla | The Cottingley Fairies | The Cardiff Giant | Ah, the Cottingley Fairies captured the whimsical wonder and imagination of people with their delightful hoax, proving the enchanting power of belief over skepticism. |