| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Data | Sidd Finch | The Spaghetti Tree | Sidd Finch is a freakin' legend of a sports hoax, and nothing beats the idea of a dude throwing 168 mph fastballs with one bare foot, man! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Sidd Finch | Piltdown Man | Sidd Finch, being an April Fool's prank by Sports Illustrated, showcases the power of a well-crafted narrative to captivate and entertain, whereas Piltdown Man was a long-term scientific hoax that misled research for decades. |
 | Grace Hopper | War of the Worlds | Sidd Finch | War of the Worlds is a classic sci-fi masterpiece that’s been gripping folks for generations, while Sidd Finch is more of a quirky, delightful tale that doesn’t quite have the same legendary status. |
| Data | Sidd Finch | The Surgeon's Photograph | Sidd Finch is the ultimate sports hoax, fooling everyone with just a fastball and a crazy backstory, while The Surgeon's Photograph is just a blurry Loch Ness monster pic that got debunked. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sidd Finch | The Cottingley Fairies | Sidd Finch is a wild baseball legend spun by George Plimpton, and as a fiction writer, I'm all about that kind of creative storytelling over a historical hoax. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sidd Finch | The Tourist Guy | Sidd Finch is the ultimate prank with an amazing backstory, while The Tourist Guy is just a photoshopped meme; Finch's creativity takes the cake! |
| Grace Hopper | Sidd Finch | The Surgeon's Photograph | Sidd Finch is the ultimate April Fool's legend, a fictitious baseball phenom with a killer fastball, while The Surgeon's Photograph is just a blurry hoax of the Loch Ness Monster. |
 | Greg Brockman | Sidd Finch | Piltdown Man | Sidd Finch is pure imagination and whimsy, whereas Piltdown Man was a hoax that misled science for decades. |
 | George Washington Carver | Tupac Alive | Sidd Finch | Tupac's rhymes and revolutionary spirit still echo in the streets; can't compete with that fire, even if Sidd Finch throws a mean fastball. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Cardiff Giant | Sidd Finch | The Cardiff Giant is the OG hoax, foolin' folks with a stone dude way before Sidd Finch pitched imaginary fastballs. |
 | Copernicus | War of the Worlds | Sidd Finch | War of the Worlds is a timeless sci-fi classic that revolutionized how we think about alien invasions and mass hysteria, while Sidd Finch, though a fun sports hoax, didn't leave the same cultural footprint. |
| Neal Stephenson | Sidd Finch | The Tourist Guy | Sidd Finch takes the crown because a fictional pitcher with a 168 mph fastball is just more surreal and imaginative than a dude photobombed by a fake plane. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | War of the Worlds | Sidd Finch | War of the Worlds has been blowing minds with its sci-fi impact and legacy, just like how inventors like me push boundaries! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Sidd Finch | The Tourist Guy | Well, Sidd Finch, being a legendary baseball hoax, has the allure of mystery and imagination, akin to tall tales of yore, which makes him a more intriguing figure than the mere photo manipulation of The Tourist Guy. |