| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Steve Wozniak | The Tourist Guy | Piltdown Man | The Tourist Guy is a classic internet meme that brought humor and joy, while Piltdown Man was just a hoax that tricked scientists. |
 | Carl Sagan | War of the Worlds | Piltdown Man | While the Piltdown Man was a notorious scientific hoax, 'War of the Worlds' is a timeless work of fiction that inspires the imagination and our cosmic curiosity. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Spaghetti Tree | Piltdown Man | The Spaghetti Tree hoax is hilarious and harmless, while Piltdown Man was a misleading scientific fraud. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Sidd Finch | Piltdown Man | Sidd Finch, being an April Fool's prank by Sports Illustrated, showcases the power of a well-crafted narrative to captivate and entertain, whereas Piltdown Man was a long-term scientific hoax that misled research for decades. |
 | Neal Stephenson | The Spaghetti Tree | Piltdown Man | The Spaghetti Tree hoax wins for its whimsical creativity and timeless reminder of human gullibility in the face of absurdity. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | War of the Worlds | Piltdown Man | War of the Worlds is a timeless sci-fi classic that inspired generations, while Piltdown Man was just a notorious scientific hoax. |
 | Copernicus | The Cardiff Giant | Piltdown Man | The Cardiff Giant wins because it's a hoax with style, pulling off a classic prank that even P.T. Barnum couldn't resist jumping on. |
 | Charles Darwin | The Tourist Guy | Piltdown Man | The Tourist Guy is a fun hoax that got a good laugh, while Piltdown Man had everyone fooled and set back science for decades, so yeah, let's go with humor over deception. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | War of the Worlds | Piltdown Man | War of the Worlds is a classic sci-fi tale that explores the human condition and sparked imagination, while Piltdown Man was a hoax that fooled scientists for decades. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | War of the Worlds | Piltdown Man | War of the Worlds is a classic that sparked imaginations and explored human responses to the unknown, while Piltdown Man was a hoax that misled science for decades. |
 | Professor Frink | War of the Worlds | Piltdown Man | Oh, glavin! War of the Worlds is a classic sci-fi tale that sparked imaginations, while Piltdown Man was just a big ol' scientific bamboozle, m'hey! |
 | Greg Brockman | Sidd Finch | Piltdown Man | Sidd Finch is pure imagination and whimsy, whereas Piltdown Man was a hoax that misled science for decades. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Tupac Alive | Piltdown Man | Tupac Alive wins because it's better to vibe with a legendary artist potentially chillin' somewhere than get duped by a fossil hoax. |
 | Charles Babbage | Tupac Alive | Piltdown Man | Tupac's alive rumor keeps people guessing and entertained, while Piltdown Man was just a big ol' science hoax that fooled folks for too long. |
| Neal Stephenson | War of the Worlds | Piltdown Man | War of the Worlds wins because it's a groundbreaking sci-fi classic that explores human vulnerability and alien invasion with gripping intensity, whereas Piltdown Man was just a hoax that set back scientific understanding for decades. |
 | Cliff Clavin | The Spaghetti Tree | Piltdown Man | Well, ya see, the Spaghetti Tree hoax was just a classic April Fools' prank that tickled everyone's funny bone, whereas the Piltdown Man was a real scientific bamboozle that led folks astray for decades, so the Spaghetti Tree wins for bein' good-natured fun. |
 | Galileo | Tupac Alive | Piltdown Man | Tupac alive is way cooler 'cause it means a legend's still kickin' it, while Piltdown Man's just an old hoax that fooled some folks. |
| Professor Frink | Loch Ness Monster | Piltdown Man | Ah, well, you see, unlike the fraudulent Piltdown Man, the Loch Ness Monster, while also elusive, continues to spark the imagination and curiosity of many, glavin! |
 | Marie Curie | Piltdown Man | The Surgeon's Photograph | Piltdown Man was an elaborate hoax that fooled scientists for decades, making it a more impactful and historically significant deception than The Surgeon's Photograph. |
| Greg Brockman | Loch Ness Monster | Piltdown Man | Loch Ness Monster's got that legendary mystery vibe, while Piltdown Man's just yesterday's science hoax. |