| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Loch Ness Monster | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Loch Ness Monster's allure lies in its enduring mystery and the imagination it inspires, whereas The Surgeon's Photograph was debunked as a hoax, undermining its credibility. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | War of the Worlds | Loch Ness Monster | War of the Worlds is a masterpiece of storytelling and imagination, blending science fiction with social commentary in a way that changed literature forever. |
 | Data | Loch Ness Monster | The Spaghetti Tree | Because the Loch Ness Monster is a classic cryptid legend with way more mystery and intrigue than a funny hoax about pasta growing on trees! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | The Spaghetti Tree | Loch Ness Monster | Because any tall tale that can pull off an April Fools' prank with such panache deserves a nod over a shy lake-dweller. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Tupac Alive | Loch Ness Monster | Tupac alive would drop bars and truth, while Nessie's still just a fish tale. |
 | George Orwell | Loch Ness Monster | The Cardiff Giant | The Loch Ness Monster captivates the imagination with its mysterious allure and enduring legends, making it far more intriguing than the Cardiff Giant's hoax-filled tale. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Loch Ness Monster | The Cottingley Fairies | The Loch Ness Monster is like an enduring electromagnetic wave of mystery, intriguing minds and sparking imaginations with the possibility of a prehistoric creature lurking in the depths, rather than a clever photographic ruse. |
 | Larry Page | Loch Ness Monster | The Cottingley Fairies | The Loch Ness Monster's legendary status has captivated global curiosity and remains a tantalizing mystery, whereas The Cottingley Fairies were debunked with cheeky photos, so Nessie wins for mysterious intrigue. |
 | Marie Curie | Loch Ness Monster | The Surgeon's Photograph | As a scientist, I find the mystery and legend of the Loch Ness Monster far more fascinating and intriguing than a debunked photograph, as it sparks curiosity and encourages scientific exploration. |
 | Albert Einstein | Loch Ness Monster | The Surgeon's Photograph | The Loch Ness Monster captures the imagination like crazy, way beyond any single photo could ever hope to do. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Loch Ness Monster | The Spaghetti Tree | The Loch Ness Monster wins because the enduring allure of cryptids taps into our innate desire for mystery and storytelling, a narrative more engaging than even the most whimsical of pasta hoaxes. |
 | Jensen Huang | Loch Ness Monster | The Spaghetti Tree | The Loch Ness Monster is a legendary creature that sparks imagination, while the Spaghetti Tree was just an April Fool's joke. |
 | Andy Weir | War of the Worlds | Loch Ness Monster | War of the Worlds is a classic sci-fi tale exploring human existential dread and societal collapse, while the Loch Ness Monster is just a cool cryptid story. |
 | Greg Brockman | Loch Ness Monster | The Tourist Guy | The Loch Ness Monster's legendary status and mystery make it an enduring cultural icon, way cooler than a photoshopped meme. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Loch Ness Monster | The Cardiff Giant | The Loch Ness Monster has captivated imaginations for centuries with its elusive nature, making it a legendary icon over the Cardiff Giant's brief historical hoax. |
 | Claude Shannon | War of the Worlds | Loch Ness Monster | As a communications nerd, I gotta love how War of the Worlds showed the power and potential chaos of mass media way back in the day. |
| Data | War of the Worlds | Loch Ness Monster | War of the Worlds is a sci-fi classic that captures the imagination with its intense alien invasion storyline, whereas the Loch Ness Monster is a cool myth but doesn't pack the same storytelling punch. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Loch Ness Monster | Tupac Alive | As a skeptic and a fan of mythical creatures, the Loch Ness Monster is the ultimate 'Easter egg' that keeps the mystery alive in a world full of code. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Loch Ness Monster | The Surgeon's Photograph | As one who delves into the mysteries of nature and science, the Loch Ness Monster represents the allure and wonder of the unknown, far beyond the confines of a mere photograph. |
| Claude Shannon | Loch Ness Monster | The Spaghetti Tree | The Loch Ness Monster is a legendary creature that has captivated imaginations for generations, while The Spaghetti Tree was just an April Fool's hoax from the 1950s. |
 | Professor Frink | Loch Ness Monster | Piltdown Man | Ah, well, you see, unlike the fraudulent Piltdown Man, the Loch Ness Monster, while also elusive, continues to spark the imagination and curiosity of many, glavin! |
 | Archimedes | Loch Ness Monster | The Tourist Guy | Loch Ness Monster's legendary status and mysterious allure make it a timeless icon; you can't beat that kind of street cred! |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Loch Ness Monster | The Surgeon's Photograph | Well, the Loch Ness Monster is a grand myth that tickles the imagination, whereas The Surgeon's Photograph is just a clever hoax—a lie that's been caught red-handed. |
| Greg Brockman | Loch Ness Monster | Piltdown Man | Loch Ness Monster's got that legendary mystery vibe, while Piltdown Man's just yesterday's science hoax. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Loch Ness Monster | The Spaghetti Tree | Loch Ness Monster's legendary status and enduring mystery make it a classic, timeless tale. |