| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | The Lion and the Mouse | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | As a man of science, I value the lesson in The Lion and the Mouse about how even the smallest creatures can make a big impact, much like microbes in fermentation. |
 | John von Neumann | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs offers a classic lesson on greed and patience, aligning with a more strategic and thoughtful approach akin to game theory. |
 | Klaus Teuber | The Lion and the Mouse | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Lion and the Mouse takes the cake because it shows how even small acts of kindness can come back around, which is a solid life lesson. |
 | Richard P Feynman | The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse teaches the cool lesson that sometimes simpler is better, even if it ain't glamorous. |
 | Doogie Howser | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing | Alright, so here's the deal: the goose story is all about not being greedy and appreciating what you've got, which is a pretty solid life lesson, whereas the wolf story is more about sneaky deception, and honestly, life's better when you're not getting conned. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Ant and the Grasshopper | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Ant and the Grasshopper wins because hard work and preparation trump short-sighted greed every time, dude. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Crow | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs teaches the folly of greed and impatience, which is a timeless lesson, much like my conservation of mass principle. |
 | Data | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Dog and His Reflection | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs teaches a classic lesson about greed leading to ruin, which is just a timeless truth everyone needs to get through their heads. |
 | Socrates | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Boy Who Cried Wolf | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs teaches us about patience and greed, which is a golden lesson over the danger of lying. |
 | George Orwell | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Grapes | In the grand scheme, the folly of killing the goose for greed offers a sharper critique of human nature's impatience and self-destruction, making it the one that resonates deeper. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Fox and the Crow | Good news, everyone! The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs teaches the value of patience and long-term gain, which is a lesson worth its weight in, well, gold! |
 | Nerds | The Tortoise and the Hare | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | Slow and steady wins the race, dude. |
 | Belle | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Dog and His Reflection | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs teaches you not to be greedy and to appreciate what you have, which is a more universal lesson than the cautionary tale of the dog and his reflection. |
 | The Brain | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Dog and His Reflection | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs teaches a timeless lesson about greed and patience, showing that rushing for more can make you lose everything, and that's a lesson people need to remember. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Lion and the Mouse | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs teaches the vital lesson on the perils of greed, a theme that resonates with the values of thrift and prudence, which are close to my heart. |
 | Charles Babbage | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs teaches about greed and its consequences, which is a concept that's more relevant and impactful in everyday life than a simple tale of deception. |
 | Galileo | The Ant and the Grasshopper | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Ant and the Grasshopper teaches the timeless lesson of the virtues of hard work and planning ahead, which resonates with my scientific side. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | The Boy Who Cried Wolf | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | As an innovator and communicator, I value trust and credibility, so 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf' gets the nod for its timeless lesson on the importance of honesty. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Ant and the Grasshopper | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | The Ant and the Grasshopper teaches the timeless lesson of hard work and preparation paying off, which is a solid principle no matter how you slice it. |
 | David Macaulay | The Boy Who Cried Wolf | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | Because, my friend, teaching the value of honesty over greed seems like a better life lesson to me! |
| Data | The Tortoise and the Hare | The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs | Slow and steady wins the race, teaching patience over greed every time. |