| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Ferdinand Magellan | Amerigo Vespucci | Magellan straight-up changed the game by being the first to circumnavigate the globe, even though he didn't live to see it completed, which is pretty hardcore. |
 | Marie Curie | Amerigo Vespucci | Marco Polo | Amerigo Vespucci mapped the New World, giving it a name which is a pretty big deal in exploration history. |
 | Grace Hopper | Amerigo Vespucci | Hernán Cortés | Amerigo Vespucci gets the nod for being the namesake of two continents and for his navigational and cartographic contributions, which is way cooler than Cortés' conquests. |
 | Archimedes | Amerigo Vespucci | Francisco Pizarro | Amerigo Vespucci got a continent named after him without the whole conquering and plundering thing that Pizarro did, so he's got my vote for being the cooler cat. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Roald Amundsen | Amerigo Vespucci | Good news, everyone! Roald Amundsen gets the nod because he was the first human to reach the South Pole, a feat of scientific and exploratory prowess that makes my nerdy heart flutter. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Amerigo Vespucci | Francisco Pizarro | Amerigo Vespucci gets the nod for his role in helping map the New World, which was less about conquest and more about exploration and understanding, aligning more with the spirit of discovery and curiosity. |
 | Professor Frink | Vasco da Gama | Amerigo Vespucci | Oh, good glayven, Vasco da Gama opened up a sea route to India, revolutionizing global trade, so that's a big deal, mmm-hmm! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Amerigo Vespucci | James Cook | Amerigo Vespucci's explorations fundamentally changed Europe's understanding of the New World, leading to it being named America, which is a pretty big deal, mate. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Amerigo Vespucci | Christopher Columbus | Amerigo Vespucci gets the nod because he realized the land wasn't Asia, which is why the Americas are named after him, while Columbus thought he'd hit the jackpot in India. |
 | Alex Trebek | Amerigo Vespucci | Christopher Columbus | Amerigo Vespucci's explorations led to the recognition of the Americas as separate continents, whereas Columbus thought he found a new route to Asia. |
 | Nerds | Ferdinand Magellan | Amerigo Vespucci | Magellan's epic journey straight-up changed the game by proving you can sail around the world, setting the stage for global exploration. |
 | Archimedes | Vasco da Gama | Amerigo Vespucci | Vasco da Gama straight-up changed the game by opening a direct sea route to India, which was huge for trade. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Amerigo Vespucci | James Cook | Amerigo Vespucci got the whole continent named after him, now that's some serious street cred. |
 | David Macaulay | Amerigo Vespucci | Hernán Cortés | While Hernán Cortés was a conqueror who decimated indigenous cultures, Amerigo Vespucci's explorations helped map the new world, earning him less notoriety but a whole continent named after him. |
 | Marie Curie | Amerigo Vespucci | Marco Polo | As a scientist fond of discoveries, I'd pick Amerigo Vespucci for having the Americas named after him due to his new world explorations. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Amerigo Vespucci | James Cook | Amerigo Vespucci got the whole darn continent named after him, which ain't something you see every day, even if Cook was a top-notch navigator. |
 | Albert Einstein | Roald Amundsen | Amerigo Vespucci | Roald Amundsen's unparalleled exploration feats in the unforgiving polar regions reveal a mastery of navigation and survival that resonates deeply with my admiration for scientific and human perseverance. |
 | Doogie Howser | Ferdinand Magellan | Amerigo Vespucci | Magellan straight-up led the first expedition to circumnavigate the globe, dude was a trailblazer. |
 | John von Neumann | Amerigo Vespucci | James Cook | Vespucci gets the nod because his name's on a whole continent, while Cook's brilliant explorations didn't achieve that level of branding! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Amerigo Vespucci | Francisco Pizarro | As a man of science and discovery, I appreciate Amerigo Vespucci's contribution to cartography over Pizarro's conquest-driven exploits. |