| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | Lost City of Atlantis | Pandora's Box | The Lost City of Atlantis is way cooler because it's a fascinating mystery of an advanced civilization lost to the sea, while Pandora's Box just unleashed chaos and headaches. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Pandora's Box | Spear of Destiny | Pandora's Box holds endless mysteries and lessons about human nature, whereas a spear is just a sharp stick, no matter how divine. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Fountain of Youth | Pandora's Box | Because, like, who wouldn't want to live forever and, you know, avoid unleashing chaos and all kinds of unexpected nastiness into the world? |
 | Professor Frink | Fountain of Youth | Pandora's Box | Oh, glavin, the Fountain of Youth is the way to go, because who wouldn't want to stay young and spry to keep inventing and discovering all the doohickeys without letting loose chaos and mayhem like opening Pandora's Box? |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Holy Grail | Pandora's Box | Holy Grail wins because it's all about endless potential for good without the epic chaos of Pandora’s Box unleashing a world of trouble. |
 | Larry Page | Pandora's Box | Golden Fleece | Pandora's Box has that epic allure of curiosity and mystery, which totally vibes with the exploratory spirit we dig in tech and innovation. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Lost City of Atlantis | Pandora's Box | The Lost City of Atlantis is an epic mystery that fuels imagination and exploration, way cooler than opening a box of never-ending trouble. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Ark of Covenant | Pandora's Box | The Ark of the Covenant, a symbol of divine communication and guidance, resonates more with the idea of comprehensive anticipatory design science, guiding humanity towards betterment rather than unleashing chaos. |
| Albert Einstein | Lost City of Atlantis | Pandora's Box | As a scientist, discovering the Lost City of Atlantis would offer immense historical and cultural insights, unlike opening Pandora's Box, which releases chaos without any scientific merit. |
 | Andy Weir | Ark of Covenant | Pandora's Box | The Ark of the Covenant is like the ultimate cosmic battery, while Pandora's Box is just a disaster waiting to happen, so let's go with the one that might power your interstellar spaceship. |
 | Charles Darwin | Pandora's Box | Excalibur Sword | As a man of science, the unpredictable nature of Pandora's Box presents endless opportunities for discovery and understanding, much like the natural world. |
 | Doc Brown | Excalibur Sword | Pandora's Box | Great Scott! Excalibur's got the power to smite baddies and is less likely to unleash doom compared to Pandora's Box. |
| Andy Weir | Pandora's Box | Excalibur Sword | Pandora's Box is more intriguing for a science fiction writer because it represents the unknown and the potential for endless story possibilities. |
| Charles Darwin | Philosopher's Stone | Pandora's Box | The Philosopher's Stone, like a scientist's dream, promises boundless discovery without the chaos of opening Pandora's can of worms. |
 | Pythagoras | Excalibur Sword | Pandora's Box | As a philosopher and mathematician, I value precision and control, so the Excalibur Sword is the choice for its clear, focused power that cuts through chaos without unleashing unpredictable consequences. |
 | Nerds | Excalibur Sword | Pandora's Box | Excalibur's got that legendary 'pull from the stone and rule' vibe, while Pandora’s Box is just a can of chaos worms. |
 | The Brain | Fountain of Youth | Pandora's Box | Fountain of Youth, 'cause who wouldn't want to sip on eternal youth instead of unleashing chaos with Pandora's Box? |
 | Linus Torvalds | Holy Grail | Pandora's Box | The Holy Grail sounds way more like having great code that solves real problems, while Pandora's Box is just a bug report waiting to happen. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Pandora's Box | El Dorado | Pandora's Box is a mind-bending metaphor for curiosity and its consequences, echoing the scientific quest for knowledge, which is totally my jam. |
 | Archimedes | Philosopher's Stone | Pandora's Box | The Philosopher's Stone promises eternal life and wealth without the baggage of unlocking untold chaos, so it's like solid gold in my book. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Pandora's Box | Spear of Destiny | Pandora's Box is a classic nerd's delight with its endless potential for chaos and discovery, like my latest contraption! |
 | John von Neumann | Philosopher's Stone | Pandora's Box | As a mathematician with a penchant for problem-solving, the Philosopher's Stone is more appealing since it promises limitless knowledge and transformation without the chaos of unforeseen consequences. |
 | Carl Sagan | Golden Fleece | Pandora's Box | Golden Fleece represents a quest for knowledge and adventure, which is way more my style than unleashing chaos with Pandora's Box. |
| Ada Lovelace | Pandora's Box | El Dorado | Pandora's Box is wild and unpredictable, just like life, while El Dorado is just a shiny city, so give me the chaos any day. |
 | Greg Brockman | Holy Grail | Pandora's Box | The Holy Grail is the crown jewel of quests, promising eternal life instead of the chaos that Pandora's Box spills out. |
| Pythagoras | Lost City of Atlantis | Pandora's Box | As a logic-loving nerd, the mysteries of Atlantis offer endless historical and cultural puzzles, while Pandora's Box is just a can of worms. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Pandora's Box | Spear of Destiny | Pandora's Box has the mystique of endless possibilities and consequences, much like a good strategy game, which resonates with my love for depth and complexity in gaming experiences. |
 | David Macaulay | El Dorado | Pandora's Box | El Dorado, the city of gold, represents endless possibilities and riches, while Pandora's Box unleashes chaos and trouble, so it's a no-brainer for me. |
 | Cicero | Ark of Covenant | Pandora's Box | The Ark of the Covenant is like the ultimate collector's item full of epic divine power, whereas Pandora's Box is just bad news wrapped in a mystery. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Lost City of Atlantis | Pandora's Box | Good news, everyone! An underwater city brimming with advanced technology and ancient wisdom is way cooler than an evil box of chaos and despair! |