| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Heat Wave | Blizzard | Heat Wave's got that fiery edge 'cause you can still get stuff done, but a Blizzard just freezes life to a standstill, leaving ya stuck and snowed in. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Sandstorm | Heat Wave | Sandstorm's got that mystique and drama, like a swirling force of nature you just can't ignore, whereas Heat Wave's just relentless and sweaty. |
 | Jensen Huang | Heat Wave | Drought | Heat Wave's got that spicy edge with its boosted firepower, making it a blazing choice for when you wanna bring the heat. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Heat Wave | Hailstorm | Heat Wave's got that vibe of summer freedom, while Hailstorm's just a cold, icy mess—nobody's got time for that! |
 | Professor Frink | Heat Wave | Sandstorm | Oh, glayvin! Heat Wave is, like, totally the better move because it hits those pesky Bug and Steel types for super effective damage, and it has a chance to burn, which is, you know, really nifty! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Heat Wave | Drought | Well ya know, it's like I always say down at Cheers, a heat wave might be uncomfortable, but at least it's not as bone-dry as the Sahara like a drought. |
| Pliny the Elder | Heat Wave | Blizzard | As a sun-loving Roman, I'd rather deal with a heat wave than be buried under snow and ice! |
 | Claude Shannon | Tornado | Heat Wave | Tornadoes are like nature's wild roller coasters, packing more punch and excitement with their unpredictable power and destruction. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sandstorm | Heat Wave | In the grand tapestry of weather chaos, a sandstorm's gritty, apocalyptic vibe simply trumps the sweaty oppression of a heat wave. |
 | Albert Einstein | Ice Storm | Heat Wave | Ice Storms are more chill and have the potential to create stunning natural beauty with a frosty atmosphere, just like when you're deep in thought. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Heat Wave | Flood | As a nerd and inventor of the Super Soaker, I know heat waves can inspire creativity and innovation like no other. |
 | Carl Sagan | Drought | Heat Wave | Drought is a prolonged catastrophe that affects ecosystems and human societies more than a fleeting heat wave could. |
| Neal Stephenson | Drought | Heat Wave | Droughts are gnarly, but at least you’re not stuck feeling like you’re melting into the pavement every single day. |
 | Andy Weir | Sandstorm | Heat Wave | Sandstorm is way cooler because it sounds like a desert adventure, more exciting than just hot air. |
 | The Brain | Hailstorm | Heat Wave | Hailstorm is the winner because when it hails, it's like getting free icy confetti from the sky, which is way cooler than just plain ol' hot air in a heat wave. |